Every Children's Day, I think of all the embarrassing things that happened when I was a child.

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1. When I was little, I was secretly watching TV at home when I suddenly needed to poop. So I grabbed a chamber pot and went to poop in my room. I was halfway through when my parents came home. So embarrassing...
My mother remarked, "You really know how to enjoy life."
2. When I was little, I was incredibly silly. I thought the minute and hour hands on a watch never moved, only the second hand did.
3. When we were kids, a group of us would have competitions to see who could pee the farthest. What makes me laugh now is that there were a few little girls cheering us on!
4. I used to be very greedy when I was little. When my family was stewing meat, I secretly lifted the lid of the pot and took a deep sniff (before the stove was turned off). As a result, all the steam went into my nose and burned me to death!
5. When I was little, I ate too much random stuff one day and suddenly had a stomachache during class. I was too shy to tell the teacher, so I ended up pooping in my pants. Thinking about it now, it's so embarrassing!
6. I was very strong when I was a child and never got sick or hospitalized. Later, my cousin was hospitalized for surgery. I saw her drooping her head while she was receiving anesthesia and said enviously, "Being sick is so wonderful. I've never even been to the hospital... even my cousin has been there..." As a result, my mother slapped me across the face.
7. When I was little, I often worried that people must feel terrible being buried underground after they die; because I tried holding my breath and it was so uncomfortable. People underground have to stay there for so long, I wonder how uncomfortable that must be!
So, even though I was just a primary school student at the time, I advocated cremation among my classmates.

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