Kids are giving teachers and parents a real headache.

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1. I took my son back to my hometown. Everything was new to him, and he ran around everywhere.
Seeing a cow tethered outside someone's house, chewing its cud, the son tilted his head and looked closely: "I don't see it eating grass, what is it chewing on?"
I was just about to explain to my son when he suddenly slapped his forehead, looking like he'd just realized something, and exclaimed, "I know! The cow must be chewing gum!"
2. After getting divorced, I went to visit my baby and privately asked my three-year-old daughter, "Do any uncles come to see Mommy often?"
The baby said, "Yes!"
Which uncle?
Baby: "Delivery Uncle!"
3. Son: "Dad, do you have time on Friday?"
Dad: "What is it?"
Son: "The school is going to hold a mini parent-teacher meeting."
Dad: "What is a mini parent-teacher meeting?"
Son: "It means only the homeroom teacher, you, and I will participate."
4. When the teacher was giving a moral education lesson, he noticed that student Xiao Mao was dozing off at his desk, so he called out, "Xiao Mao!"
Xiao Mao woke up with a start: "Here!"
Teacher: "What kind of behavior is impolite?"
Xiao Mao shouted, "It's impolite to disturb other people's rest!"
5. Student: We often climb trees; some climb up to ponder, some climb up to confide in others. But I still prefer to climb the tomato tree to do my homework!
Teacher's comment: Show me how to climb a tomato tree.

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