8 articles about married life

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1. A family planning official asked a family that had exceeded the one-child policy: "The national policy only allows one child, why did you have so many?"
The wife glanced at her husband and continued, "It's all his fault. Every night he tells me ghost stories. You know, I'm easily scared, and when I'm frightened, I snuggle into his arms, so we had so many."

2. My husband and I are planning to have a baby, and I lamented how expensive and unsafe formula is.
My husband said, "From now on, I'll drink from the left side, and the baby will drink from the right. If you eat alone, the whole family won't be hungry."

3. A wife visited her husband in prison. The husband, ashamed, said to his wife, "It's all my fault you've suffered."
The wife comforted him, "Don't say that. Luckily you got that money; it'll last me for years!"

4. a: "I've noticed my wife is treating me worse and worse."
b: "How?"
a: "Lately, when she ties my tie, she ties it tighter and tighter."

5. The wife scolded her husband: "Last night, you were drunk again."
"Who said I was drunk? Who's talking nonsense?"
"You confessed it yourself last night."
"Can you believe what someone says when they're drunk?"

6. The wife wanted to travel to Russia and said, "Even if we don't buy anything, it would be nice to breathe the air there!"
The husband said, "I can breathe the fresh air there without even going—the weather forecast says a Siberian cold front is coming tomorrow!"

7. When the husband got home from work, his newlywed wife excitedly grabbed his arm and said, "Honey, I have great news to tell you! Soon, our family will be a family of three!"
Hearing this, the husband was overjoyed, jumping for joy and hugging his wife tightly, kissing her.

Then the wife whispered, "Seeing you like this makes me so happy. My mother is moving in with us in two days."

8. Husband: Research shows that a couple's zodiac signs determine how they get along.
Wife: So, I'm an Ox, and you're a Tiger, so I should be afraid of you?
Husband: Not at all! You're a rhinoceros, and I'm a gecko!

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