Books are actually a weapon

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1. A surprisingly effective trick for showing off: The more public the situation, the more you should find a quiet spot amidst the chaos and quietly pick up a thick book to read. It must be a foreign language book.
Whether it's a bus, subway, Starbucks, or Pizza Hut, you should always have a book in your hand!
Forget about iPhones and iPads! Using electronic devices to show off is temporary; they upgrade and become obsolete too quickly. Paper books are the eternal weapon for showing off.
2. These past few days, my wife and I have been watching "Water Margin" at home. The heroes in it are all incredibly skilled, and it gets me all excited.
That day, I deliberately struck a few poses in front of my wife, to show her if I looked like a Liangshan hero from TV.
My wife glanced at me and laughed, "You do resemble some of the heroes of Liangshan."
I exclaimed with delight, "Oh, I actually resemble several heroes? Tell me, who are they?"
My wife counted on her fingers and said, "You're as simple-minded as Li Kui, as good at drinking as Lu Zhishen, and as submissive as Lin Chong all day long!"
I was greatly discouraged when I heard this, and frowned as I asked, "Don't I have any good points?"
My wife thought for a moment and comforted me, saying, "It's not that you don't have any. For example, you listen to me very well, which is a good quality of yours, just like Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden."
3. There are always some horses with unconventional ideas. They pursue novelty and difference, and like to dress differently from others.
First, wear a white shirt, then layer a black t-shirt over it. To express your individuality...
Tear the black piece into strips; this is called mixing and matching, and that's what zebras are all about.
4. I am an electrical engineer, and I always carry a test pen with a battery in my pocket.
One day, I accompanied my girlfriend to buy a wool sweater. The salesperson enthusiastically introduced one, saying, "This wool sweater is of particularly good quality and does not generate static electricity."
I silently took out my test pen and gently traced it across the sweater. It immediately beeped.
The sales clerk looked exasperated: "You don't need to be so professional when buying clothes."
5. Yesterday I met a child and his father on the high-speed train.
Child: "Dad, how much longer until we get to the station?"
Dad: "There are still more than 30 minutes left."
Child: "It's been so long!"
Dad checked his watch again and said, "Sorry, I misread it. We'll be there in half an hour!"

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