When classic love quotes meet someone who doesn't understand romance

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Man: "Can I ask you for directions?"
Woman: "Where to?"
Man: "In your heart."
Woman: "Sorry, this road is closed."
Comment: If such a person really existed, her boyfriend would be incredibly frustrated.
two
Man: "Your legs must be very tired!"
Woman: Why?
Man: "Because you've been running through my mind all day."
Woman: "I think it's alright, because your brain is really too small."
Comment: So it turns out that some charm can also be used as an insult.
three
Man: "I've had a really bad day. Seeing pretty girls smile makes me feel better. Could you smile for me?"
Woman: "Do you want my day to be unlucky too?"
Comment: Moods are contagious, but it's hard to tell if they're good or bad.
Four
Man: "Miss, could you lend me five yuan?"
Woman: "What are you going to do?"
Man: "I'm going to call my mom and tell her I saw an absolutely stunning beauty today."
Woman: "I'm sorry, I can't lend it to you."
Man: "Why?"
Woman: "Because I need to call the hospital and tell them that I was frightened by an ugly man."
Comment: I don't even know what to say about this.
five
Man: "It's raining really hard today."
Woman: Yes.
Man: "That's because God is drooling over you."
Woman: "So, the gust of wind that just blew by was God farting at you?"
Comment: Different people have different opinions about the same thing.
six
Man: "Believe me... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!"
Woman: "Why wasn't it number one...?"
Man: "With you... I am the happiest person in the world!" (Slight smile)
Woman: "I think I'll soon be the happiest person in the world." (Lost in thought)
Man: "Why?" (puzzled)
Woman: "Because I'm about to get rid of your pestering." (Strides away)
Comment: Could it be said that happiness can sometimes be very simple?

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