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Smoking Cessation Method:

Husband: Why do you always make me sit on a gasoline drum? Wife: So that you can really quit smoking.

The Cat Cried:

A cat and a pig were good friends. One day, the cat fell into a hole. The pig brought a rope, and the cat asked the pig to throw it down. The pig threw the whole bundle down, and the cat said, frustrated, "How can I get up like this?" The pig said, "What else can I do?" The cat said, "You should hold onto one end of the rope!" So the pig jumped down, grabbed the other end, and said, "Now it's okay!" The cat cried…

About Mobile Phones…

HTC: Always releasing flagship phones, never leading the market; Apple: Always imitated, never surpassed; Blackberry: Always focused on business, never mainstream; Nokia: Always dropped, never broken; Motorola: Always awesome, until acquired; Samsung: Always developing, never losing; Counterfeit: Always imitating, never sued; Ericsson: Always making phones, until it had to withdraw.

My Room is Haunted

I think my room might be haunted. Every time I sit down at my desk to start reading, I find myself lying in bed looking at my phone! Can't

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Old Shen, pressured by his wife, finally went to a photo studio to have a couple's photo taken. After the photographer positioned the camera, he said to Old Shen, "Sir! You must have a smile on your face." Old Shen looked at his wife and said, "Could you please step away for two minutes?"

Heaven in Chaos

Before Christmas, a pastor was walking down the street when he saw several curvaceous mannequins in a department store window, dressed in sheer nightgowns. He looked at them for a while, then sighed and said, "If angels really look like this, Heaven will be in chaos."

Buying a Rugby Football

The wealthy Mrs. Gert, who lived in the countryside, was overjoyed to hear that her grandson had gone to college and joined the school's rugby team. She knew rugby was a sport, and although she had never seen it played, she could imagine the athletes' strong physiques. Mrs. Gert went to town for her grandson. She went to his school and happened to arrive just in time for his ball game, so she sat in the stands to watch. But as soon as the game started, she cried sadly: "So that's how it is! Fighting so many people for a single ball, and all you have to do is tell me how much you need, and I'll buy it for you!"

The pharmacy owner...

I've been dating my girlfriend for two months. Today she told me her family wasn't home and asked me to come over. Since we haven't slept together yet, I thought today was my chance! When I got to her apartment, I realized I hadn't brought any essentials. Luckily, there was a pharmacy on the first floor. The owner was an older man, so it was easy to ask what I needed. While paying, the man smiled and said, "Young man, are you going to use it now?" I was a little shy and blurted out, "Yes, it's my first time." "Good job," the man said as I left. When I got to my girlfriend's house, she said her family seemed to be coming back. Looks like today won't work... but it'll be good to meet her family anyway.

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