10 short jokes

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1. A female doctor's handwriting was so messy that she wrote a prescription for a man to have an ultrasound. After a long time, the man returned and said, "I've searched the whole hospital but I can't find the 13-ultrasound." The female doctor laughed and said, "It's an ultrasound! Not a 13-ultrasound!" The man angrily retorted, "Your 'B's are too far apart!"
2. At the Lucky 52 lottery, the husband acted out a guessing game for his wife. The image was of an ice pop. The man said, "Two words: long, hard, juice comes out when you put it in your mouth, and shrinks." The woman looked blank. The man gave a hint: "You ate one last night." The woman blushed and immediately answered: "Chicken!"
3. Two dwarfs were staying at an inn. One of them went to bed very early. He heard the dwarf next door shouting all night, "One, two, three, hey! One, two, three, hey!" The next day, the dwarf praised him, saying, "You're really something, exercising all night!" The dwarf replied, "Damn it, I couldn't even jump onto the bed all night!"
4. A man wanted to propose to a woman, but he was embarrassed because his genitals were underdeveloped. One night, in the dark, he placed his penis in her hand to see her reaction. She said, "I'm sorry, I don't smoke..."
5. One day, the wife suddenly said to her husband: "Take your secret stash of money out of your underwear!" The husband looked surprised: "How did you know?" The wife said dismissively: "When have you ever had such a bulge in your underwear!"
6. The most extreme license plates: Qiong B (the poorest), Gan B (the most straightforward), Hei B (the ugliest), Liao B (the widest), Jing B (the most arrogant), Jin B (the most watery), Hu B (the most self-loving), Xin B (the most virginal), and Xiang B (the best-smelling).
7. The beauty of knowledge lies in leaving people completely bewildered; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to commit adultery; the beauty of women lies in their unrepentant foolishness; the beauty of men lies in their ability to lie so convincingly that it's unbelievable.
8. Once, a husband returned home early after finishing a business trip and found his wife having an affair. The husband asked her, "What are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm taking her temperature." Upon hearing this, the husband said to the man, "You bastard, if you pull it out and there are no markings, I'll kill you!"
9. A couple was walking down the street, discussing sexual harassment. Suddenly, the man reached out and touched the woman's buttocks. Man: Is this considered sexual harassment? Woman: Please! We're outside! Man: Does it have to be inside for it to count?

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