Four short jokes

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1. During work hours, Xiao Fan and Xiao Sun from the office sneaked off to the gym downstairs to swim.
After changing into their swimsuits and jumping into the pool, they bumped into their boss, shirtless, standing in the water…
The boss preemptively said, “The organization sent me to check up on things, to see who’s sneaking out to swim during work hours!”
Xiao Fan quickly chimed in, “You got this assignment too? I thought it was just me.”
Xiao Sun was stunned. After a long silence, he burst into tears and said, “I’ve been doing this voluntary check-up for years, and today I’ve finally found my organization…”
2. The boss was holding a meeting, which went on for a long time. Everyone was exhausted. Suddenly, the boss said, “Now I’ll talk about the last point,” and everyone perked up.
Then, the boss added, “I’ll explain this in three sub-points.”
Everyone… fainted.
3. When I first started working, my travel expense report needed the boss’s signature, but the boss was away on a business trip, so I got the department manager to sign it instead.
I took the expense report to the finance department to get my money back. The cashier looked at the signature on the report and said, "Why did you get the manager to sign it?"
I innocently replied, "The boss isn't here, can't the manager sign it?"
The cashier casually remarked, "Not every milk is called Mengniu."
4. Fatty Chen walked into the office, smelling strongly of pancakes.
I asked him, "What did you eat for breakfast?"
Fatty Chen laughed, "Just a pancake."
I said, "If you always eat like that, you'll definitely lose weight."
Xiao Du, who followed Fatty Chen in, exclaimed, "Sister Wang, his pancake has three eggs and two crispy crackers, even double the scallions! My pancake, when stacked up, is like a thin blanket, but his pancake, when stacked up, is like a thick down comforter!"

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