Six hilarious stories about beautiful women

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1. At the dinner party, the rocket expert announced, "We're going to send some mice to Mars soon." Before he could finish, a beautiful woman interjected, "That's too expensive to exterminate mice like that!"
2. A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked, "Children, what is this?" The children answered in unison, "A butt!" The teacher ran out of the classroom crying and went to the principal to complain, "The children are making fun of me!" The principal walked into the classroom and said sternly, "How could you make the teacher cry? Oh! And you even drew a butt on the blackboard!"
3. The daughter told her mother that her boyfriend had attempted suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills because her mother opposed their relationship. The mother was shocked: "Suicide?" The daughter said, "Luckily, he took the wrong pills and didn't die." The mother said, "I always said he was careless and scatterbrained, incapable of achieving anything great. Look, he even messed up something this small; how could I entrust my life to him?"
4. A woman walked into the post office, asked for a telegram form, wrote something on it, and threw it away. She asked for a second one, wrote something on it, and threw that away too. After writing on the third one, she handed it to the telegraph operator and instructed him to send it as soon as possible. After the woman left, the telegraph operator became interested in the three telegrams. The first one read: "It's all over. I never want to see you again." The second one read: "Don't call again. Don't even think about seeing me again." The third one read: "Take the next train as soon as possible. I'll be waiting for you."

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