I've recently taken a liking to a goddess.

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no.1
I recently fell for a goddess, and I shamelessly flirted and teased her relentlessly… Until today, I finally won her over. She sent me a red envelope with the amount (40.35) and said the amount was what she wanted to tell me! You're even more shameless than me…
no.2
The little boy asked his father, "Do fathers always know more than sons?" The father replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the light bulb?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the light bulb?" "Hehe, in the dark, his father was busy inventing Edison."
no.3
My friend is petite, and I went with him on a blind date. The woman he was meeting was tall and strong, but nothing really happened between them.
He was about to see her off to her car when a pickpocket snatched his phone from his hand at the entrance of a coffee shop and ran away. Unexpectedly, his blind date chased after him and caught the thief in a few strides, easily subduing him...!
My friend sighed: "Well, it's her. At least my life is safe now."
No. 4
I'm a girl, and I was sleeping alone at home during the Lunar New Year, so I texted my cousin hoping she could come warm my feet. I sent a slightly flirtatious message: "I'm so lonely and empty~ I wish I had you on this cold night~ Come sleep with me!" But my hand slipped and I sent it to my dad's phone (oh my god, how embarrassing!). Then the climax came: my mom suddenly called from upstairs, "Daughter, are you cold sleeping alone? Wait a minute, I'll come down right away to keep you company..."
no.5
A deeply touching love story: The boy said to the girl, "It's getting warmer, let's go on a trip." The girl nodded shyly… The boy said, "My girlfriend will be coming that day." The girl paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'll bring my boyfriend too." On that day, they arrived at their agreed-upon spot, but only the two of them were there. The girl asked the boy, "Where's your girlfriend?" The boy gently patted the girl's head: "Silly girl, my girlfriend is right in front of me." Seeing the girl lower her head and remain silent, the boy smiled and asked, "And where's your boyfriend?" The girl: "Oh, my boyfriend is parking over there, he'll be right there." …
No. 6
Wife: Honey! Didn't you go to work? Why are you carrying a dead sheep? Me: I hit it when I turned at the village exit. I had to pay 300 yuan! Wife: You're such a spendthrift! Me: Damn it, it's all your fault! Why did you make me eat so much chives yesterday? Humph! Wife: ...? ???
no.7
My sister-in-law was cleaning out the old clothes in the closet today when she accidentally discovered my brother's hidden stash of money and confiscated it on the spot.
My brother sat on the sofa, sulking with a dark expression, and complained to our dad next to him: "It's all your fault! You said you had decades of experience and that the most dangerous places are the safest, but now we've lost it all!"
Just then, Mom, who was watching TV, seemed to realize something, suddenly rushed back to her room, and closed the door. A moment later, the sound of rummaging through drawers and cabinets could be heard from inside...
Right now, there are two men sitting in my living room with black lines on their faces!
No. 8
I especially miss high school, when all the teachers would work with us to guess and predict exam questions, practically sharing everything they could think of. Look at these teachers now—they clearly set the questions! And they pretend they don't know anything…
no.9
I had an argument with my wife, and for the first time ever, I won! She lowered her head, looking like a typical Japanese submissive woman.
I was wondering if my wife would continue to nag and argue like before. Then my mother came out from the inner room with a look of utter disappointment on her face: "All you do all day is bully your own wife. Can't you do anything productive?"
no.10
I was having dinner with my crush today, and I noticed a booger on her face. Too embarrassed to say anything, I tactfully said, "You have a grain of rice on your face." She smiled awkwardly and licked it off with her tongue.

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