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The constant checks on students for smoking are hilarious. 

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[Scene 1]
Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
Boy A: I don't smoke.
Teacher: Not smoking? Hmm, have a French fry instead.
A naturally extended two fingers to hold it and took it...
Teacher: You're not going to smoke?! Call your parents...
Comment: The classic cigarette-holding gesture, used by both new and old smokers.
[Scene 2]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy B: I don't smoke.
Teacher: Not smoking? Hmm, have a French fry instead.
Because of what A said, B carefully took the fries with his palm.
Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?
b accidentally dipped too much in, so he immediately flicked it off with his finger...
Teacher: Your cigarette ash flicking technique is quite skillful. Call your parents...
Comment: Idiot, just eat it if you dip it too much!
[Scene 3]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy C: I don't smoke.
Teacher: No smoking? Okay, have a French fry.
c, because of the previous two examples, carefully ate the fries while sweating.
Teacher: Aren't you going to bring one home for your classmates?
C took the fries and casually tucked them behind his ear...
Teacher: You're not going to smoke? Call your parents...
Comment: Now only migrant workers wear them on their ears, not cigarettes.
[Scene 4]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Male D: I don't smoke.
Teacher: Very good, have a French fry.
D finished the fries with a pounding heart.
Teacher: Aren't you going to bring one home for your classmates?
D carefully put the fries into his shirt pocket.
The teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is here!"
D hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stomped on them hard...
Teacher: You're not going to smoke?! Call your parents...
Comment: What a familiar scene! It takes me back to high school.
[Scene 5]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy E: I don't smoke.
Teacher: Very good, have a French fry.
Just as E took the fries, the teacher said, "Aren't you going to offer me some?"
E quickly handed over the fries with both hands, then took out a lighter...
Teacher: You're not going to smoke?! Call your parents!
Comment: Even on my nth attempt to quit smoking, I still carry a lighter with me at all times, and I take it out whenever anyone smokes...
[Scene Six]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Male f: I don't smoke.
Teacher: Eat French fries
After boy F finished eating, the teacher asked: What brand do you like to eat?
The boy, F, said proudly: "Of course it's: Greater China!"
Teacher: Call my parents!
Comment: Is there a brand called "Great China"? They usually just call it "China".
[Scene Seven]
Teacher: Eat French fries.
Male (n): Thank you, no problem.
The teacher fainted.

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