7 jokes that only adults can understand

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1. A beautiful woman found her lipstick too heavy, so she wiped it off with a wet wipe and threw it on the road.

An old man picked it up, examined it for a long time, suddenly realized, and chased after her, saying: "Young lady, these ultra-thin lipsticks are easy to slip off!"

2. Woman: "You pervert! Why did you kiss me for no reason?"

Man: "I'm sorry! When I was behind you, your back looked no different from my wife's, so please forgive me. If you think it's an insult, you can retaliate in the same way.

" 3. My sister was away on a business trip. That evening, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law were chatting in the living room. My brother-in-law asked, "How much do you make after taxes?"

My sister-in-law blushed and whispered, "Why bring up money when I'm sleeping with my brother-in-law?"

4. The town's church was in dire need of repair, and the pastor hoped everyone would donate generously!

A young woman approached a pastor and said, "I'm willing to donate 20,000 yuan!"

The pastor replied, "I'm sorry, miss, we can't accept your dirty money, but we appreciate your kindness!"

At this moment, a group of men behind him shouted, "Pastor, take it! That's not dirty money, it's our hard-earned money!"

5. A man asked a prostitute on the street: How much for the night?

Prostitute: 200 yuan.

He asked again: Is it any way you want?

She shyly replied: Yes!

The man was overjoyed: Tonight, if you help me queue up at the train station to buy a train ticket, I'll give you 200 yuan, or if you help me call the train station to book tickets, I'll give you 500 yuan!

The prostitute was furious: If you call, I'll spend a month with you for free!!!

6. A man went to his section chief's house for drinks. After a few rounds of drinks, he saw that the section chief's sister-in-law was beautiful, so he said, "Section Chief, if you dare to touch her breasts, I'll drink a cup of wine as punishment." The

sister-in-law retorted fiercely: "Brother-in-law, hold on tight and drink him to death!"

7. After receiving a bribe, a bureau chief had a social engagement and asked his driver to deliver the money home, instructing him to keep it a secret.

The driver put the money in his underwear pocket.

When he arrived at the bureau chief's house, he asked, "Is anyone home?"

His wife replied, "No!"

The driver said, "That's good!" and started pulling down his pants.

The bureau chief's wife exclaimed in surprise, "You? Don't do this!"

The driver said, "I'll give you the money!" (A humorous adult joke)

The wife said, "Even with money, it's not okay!"

The driver said that the bureau chief had sent him.

The wife, while pulling down her pants, cursed, "You bastard, you won't do this yourself and make the driver do it!"

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