My husband's idiocy is so ridiculous it's unbearable to laugh.

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1. One day, I idly curled my hair with a curling iron. My husband saw it and said, "Wow, not bad, looks good! Where did you get it done?" I smiled without saying a word. The next day, I washed my hair, and it was straight again. My husband saw it and said, "Why did you go back to straight?"
The third day, wanting to tease him, I used a curling iron to create a fresh, youthful hairstyle.
My husband saw it, hesitated for a while, and then said, "You've got your eye on some guy at the hair salon, haven't you?
" 2. In bed, my wife mischievously asked, "Honey, does a chicken have intestines, a belly, and a heart?"
"No, only chicken essence!"
My wife laughed and then asked, "So what brand of chicken essence is it?"
I said, "Totole chicken essence..."
3. Today, I went to buy drinks with my silly wife. I asked her, "Sprite and Coke are both two liters, so why does Coke look like there's less Sprite? "
My silly wife replied, "Because black makes you look thinner!"
I was speechless...
4. My husband and I were shopping at the mall. I was looking at jewelry and asked him, "Honey, do you think I look better in a diamond ring or a gemstone ring?"
This idiot replied, "It's so cold, nothing looks better than wool gloves."
5. My husband can't cook. One day I was away on a business trip, and he called me: "Honey, how do you cook ribs?"
I said, "Add soy sauce, star anise, and spices, then simmer for 40 minutes."
Ten minutes later, my husband called back, furious, saying, "I did it your way, and the pot burned a hole! The whole house is filled with smoke! Why didn't you tell me to add water first?!"

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