Several true stories from abroad, see how others feel frustrated.

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1.sam:
This morning, I was happy to find that my toe, which I injured yesterday, seemed to be getting better. Until, a short while later, I kicked the door again…fml
Comment: fml stands for fuckmylife, meaning feeling miserable and wanting to share it with others.
2. Anonymous
Today, while I was playing soccer, there was a girl on the opposing team whom I've had a crush on for a long time. When we were fighting for the ball, I accidentally tripped her, and she broke her arm in two places. I think she never wants to see me again.
Comment: Don't worry, young man! Taking care of each other is a great way to strengthen your relationship!
3.mrsfantastic
Today, I'm still recovering from surgery. When I started feeling a little better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and an angry text from my boyfriend, asking why I hadn't gone to his house to cook dinner for him.
Comment: Depressed girlfriend, how hungry is your boyfriend...?
4. roachblend
Today, I felt really hot, so I turned on the fan. Then a cockroach crawled behind the fan, got caught in the airflow… got smashed… and sprayed out from the front of the fan blades… then splattered all over my polo shirt… fml
Comment: Haha, it must be a really powerful electric fan! Someone with a fan speed slower than my CPU would definitely see a cockroach fly out safely...
5.Anonymity
Today, my boyfriend and I bought a new 72-inch flat-screen TV. It worked perfectly after we mounted it, so we went out for a smoke. Then, we heard a heartbreaking crash and rushed inside. My two-year-old daughter had found a metal rod and decided to try her hand at the TV.
Comment: Kids are killers of electrical appliances, no doubt about it.
6.fmlimoverit
Today, my boyfriend of six months broke up with me, citing "irreconcilable religious differences." But when have we ever talked about religion? Not even a little!
Comment: Another frustrating breakup. Just ask him directly if he has someone else...
7.Anonymity
Today is my 18th birthday. My parents know I love German chocolate cake (I think it's Black Forest cake?), so when I woke up this morning, there was a steaming, soft chocolate cake in front of me. I've been lactose intolerant for eight years. I cried, and my mom handed me a tissue, then ate the cake that had the word "Happy" written on it.
Comment: Haha, happy birthday to you, and happy birthday to your parents eating cake, killing two birds with one stone!
8. Anonymous
Today, I discovered that my friend and I applied for the same job. She got it. When we went out to celebrate, she admitted to using my resume, only changing my state university name to a more expensive one. She even kept my GPA.
Comment: I curse her to lose her pay card every month...
9.Anonymity
Today, the school held a raffle. I won a laptop and an iPod. But when they called my name, I was taking a shower. So they conveniently gave the prizes to someone else.
Comment: You're really pathetic. Also, which school is so generous?

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