Damn it, you've been holding it in until you're practically injuring yourself!

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1. I caught a cold today and went to the pharmacy to buy medicine. The sales clerk was beautiful. A handsome guy wanted to buy something, winked at her, and she just said "oh" and gave him a box of Durex condoms.

When it was my turn, I winked at the sales clerk too, and she gave me a bottle of eye drops!

I immediately cursed her countless times in my mind: "You bastard...

" Comment/Rant: This is the difference in treatment between ugly and handsome men

. 2. I have a darker complexion, and with the recent rise in temperature, I usually go shirtless while on duty at the construction site.

The old security guard asked me why I was shirtless, and I said I wanted to get a more even tan, like Louis Koo.

The old man replied: "Don't tan like Song Xiaobao..."

Comments/Rant: Song Xiaobao and Zhao Benshan's 32nd apprentice is actually a crosstalk performer

! 3. My best friend had a fight with her boyfriend, and he smashed his phone.

My best friend said, "So what if you can smash a phone? I can smash one too!"

Then she picked up his phone and smashed it again.

Comments/Rant: This best friend is hilarious, anyway, it wasn't her own phone

! 4. My silly girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday. During dinner, she asked me what my father's zodiac sign was.

I said, "The most stubborn one in the zodiac! Can you guess?"

Without even thinking, my silly girlfriend answered, "Donkey!"

Then the old man's face turned ashen, and everyone else at the table was practically bursting with suppressed laughter...

Comments/Rant: My silly girlfriend's world is like the 13th day of the lunar calendar, where donkeys are also born

! 5. My dad used to be very popular with women; women would call him every few days! It always caused arguments at home, and I cried every day! Since I graduated, things have finally been peaceful at home; my parents stop arguing! My homeroom teacher hasn't called my dad either!

Comment/Comment: Damn, so it was the homeroom teacher who called to complain

! 6. Child: "There's a girl in my class who's really annoying!"

Mom: "Really?"

Child: "Yeah! One minute she's asking to borrow my picture card, the next she's asking to borrow my homework, then she's buying me ice cream..."

Mom: "Get to the point!"

Child: "She's ugly!"

Comment/Comment: Being beautiful makes her less annoying; that's the difference.

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