Hilarious short jokes

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1. There was a wolf cub who, from birth, only ate vegetables and never meat, which worried its parents. Then one day, they saw the cub chasing a rabbit, and the parents were relieved. The cub caught the rabbit and said, "Give me the carrot!"...
2. This diver has an extremely high difficulty level; he first does a full somersault, then a front somersault with one and a half somersaults, and then a back somersault with one full somersault.
3. A person was rock climbing. When he was almost at the top, a big gray wolf with a lit candle tried to burn the rope. The person said something, and the wolf blew out the candle. The person said, "Happy Birthday!"
4. Once upon a time, there was a village by the sea where the villagers made their living by fishing...
Many, many years passed...
Suddenly one day, a strange fish came to the sea and began to eat the villagers who went out to fish. It had already eaten several people... This strange fish had six eyes and could fly, so the villagers called it the "Six-Eyed Flying Fish."
Seeing the Six-Eyed Flying Fish killing people with impunity, and with no one able to stop it, the villagers were extremely worried. What could they do?
Just then, a young man came to the village. He was very young, and his name was quite unusual: "Ai" (Love). Ai claimed he could kill the Six-Eyed Flying Fish.
The villagers were skeptical. But the next day, Ai indeed returned carrying the carcass of the strange fish.
The villagers were shocked and asked Ai, "How did you do that?"
Ai said, "Love really needs courage to face the six-eyed flying fish."
5. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club, and their club president still hasn't been found...
6. A little rabbit went fishing in a pond, but after fishing for a long time, it didn't catch anything...
The next day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again, but still didn't catch anything after a whole day...
The third day, the little rabbit still persisted in fishing in the pond, but still caught nothing...
The fourth day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again, and a fish jumped out of the water and roared at the little rabbit: "If you use carrots as bait again, I'll beat you to death!"
7. ...After doing homework for a long time, I casually turned on the radio, and a gentle voice came on: "...If your skin is rosy and the downy hair on your face is fine and soft, then it means you are very healthy..."
Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my face, look in the mirror, and smile. I looked healthy and cute.
Then the announcer said, "Okay, listeners, that concludes our 'Pig Farming Knowledge Lecture'..."
8. In a primary school, two students were arguing. Student A said, "You...you keep yelling, I'll make a phone call and someone will come!"
Student B said, "You...you call! I don't believe it..."
Then Student A actually ran off to make a phone call, and when he returned, he said threateningly, "You'll know how you died in 30 minutes!"
Student B was extremely nervous, but there was nothing he could do. 30 minutes later, the school broadcast: "Student B, you have a visitor. Please go to the Student Affairs Office." Although he was very scared, he thought that since it was the Student Affairs Office, nothing would happen. So he went to the Student Affairs Office, where a teenager with dyed blonde hair approached him: "Are you Student B?"
Student B: "I am..."
"Sorry to keep you waiting. Here are the 10 Hawaiian pizzas and chicken soup you ordered, 5300 yuan."
9. A German, a Frenchman, and a Japanese man were going to work in a mine.
The boss was American, and he said to the German: "You're physically strong, you'll be responsible for the hard labor."
To the Frenchman, he said: "You're an engineer, you're in charge of the mining plan."
To the Japaneseman, he said: "You're small and thin. You're in charge of supplies."
Then, the following week, they started work.
A few days later, the Germans and Frenchmen discovered the Japaneseman was missing. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work.
When the Germans started working, the Japaneseman suddenly jumped out and shouted: "Surprise!"
10. Rene Liu confessed her love to Jay Chou but was rejected. Rene Liu asked Jay Chou why.
Jay Chou said, "Milk tea, I like U-Love-Me."
11. ---Hello, could you please call a car? I'm at the xx intersection, wearing a black short skirt…
---Okay, where to?
---Uh…to my knees…
12. A butterfly's wing was broken, but it still flew. Why?
Because it had a strong will
. 13. A person was getting an IV drip at the hospital, and suddenly started laughing hysterically.
Someone asked him what he was laughing at.
He said, "I laugh a little..."
14. A little girl called a radio station wanting to dedicate a song to her mother
. Host: Why do you want to dedicate a song to your mother?
Little girl: My mother works very hard every day, and she can't even rest properly on Sundays because she has to find all sorts of practice books for me.
The host was very touched and said she was very sensible and a good child to her mother,
so he asked what song she wanted to request.

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