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1. At work today, a woman said to me, "Xiao Wang, you're so handsome! I hope my son will be as handsome as you when he grows up." I said, "Ma'am, I'm working the night shift all month, so I can't help you." Comment: Looks like the woman isn't pretty enough. If she were, I'd take her to work with me!
2. A female colleague hired a personal trainer. The studio is in an office building. One day, she asked me to take her there on my motorcycle. She
said each session was about two hours, and I should pick her up in two hours to go back to the company to clock in.
When I went to pick her up, the security guard downstairs kept looking her up and down. She asked me, "Do you think this security guard has a crush on me? He always looks at me like that every time I come here."
I quietly replied, "You're overthinking it. He probably thinks you're a prostitute." Comment: The security guard is a decent person. If he were a pervert, he would have already asked her the price!
3. During military training, we were climbing a ladder. I'm afraid of heights.
The instructor asked, "Who's afraid to climb?"
I raised my hand and shouted, "Instructor, I'm scared! I'm afraid of heights!"
Instructor: "Okay, you go first then!
" Holy crap!

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