Sometimes it's big, sometimes it's small, is it even possible to draw like this?

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1. An art class on figure drawing is in progress. A female student, while drawing, suddenly throws her pen on the ground! She angrily yells at the male model, "You keep changing the size, one minute it's big, the next it's small! How the hell can I draw like this?!"
2. A girl had a very flat chest and was afraid her boyfriend would dislike her if he found out, so she kept it a secret from him. Finally, they went to bed together for the first time, turned off the lights, and got into bed. When the boyfriend touched the girl's breasts, he said, "Honey, don't sleep on your stomach!"
3. A man was chatting up a beautiful woman in a bar. He asked, "What kind of man are you interested in, beautiful lady?" The woman paused for a moment, then said modestly, "Rich and well-endowed."
4. One day, a school was holding a tense exam. The question was, "What do bad radishes and pregnant women have in common?" Only three students passed! Their answer was, "They're both caused by bugs." Only one student got full marks! Their answer was, "They were pulled out too late!"
5. Sleeping with your wife is your duty; sleeping with your mistress is comfortable and enjoyable; sleeping with your classmate is because of old feelings; sleeping with a rich woman is to make some extra money; sleeping with a prostitute is like funding foreign aid; sleeping with a widow is the spirit of Lei Feng in the modern era!
6. The wife asked her husband in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Do you like my gentle tenderness, or are you captivated by my sexy figure?" The husband hesitated for a moment, then replied, "I just love your sense of humor!"
7. A prostitute was arrested and interrogated by the anti-prostitution squad. She argued, "I only sold a two-yuan contraceptive pill for two hundred yuan!" The squad angrily asked, "Still trying to argue! What happened next?" She explained, "Later... later, I taught him how to use it; that's after-sales service."

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