You can lack love, but you can't lack laughter.

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I was arguing with my brother during lunch today, and my mom was sitting next to me. I casually said, "Mom, look at how you gave birth to such a brother."
My mom calmly and cooperatively said, "It was her first time giving birth, she had no experience, it was an accident."
Comment: Generally speaking, the second child is the more mischievous one.
The company pays salaries in cash. Yesterday, I just received my salary, put it in my pocket, squeezed onto the bus home, and found that the money was gone. This is what my father-in-law said about it: "You're almost thirty years old, and you can easily put your month's salary in your pocket and have someone take it without even realizing it. You even have the nerve to call the police."
Comment: There are so many pickpockets on buses these days.
On the bus, a woman with a good figure, wearing a low-cut top, was leading her four- or five-year-old son. The child was very lively and kept pulling his mother's clothes down.
The mother finally couldn't hold back anymore and gave the naughty child a good spanking, saying as she did so, "So you're useful now! You actually know how to benefit society!"
Comment: Having more children like this would truly be a blessing for the people.
Kids these days are so smart. When they see an apple and want to eat it, they deliberately ask me, "Mommy, what's this?"
I know he just wanted me to say, "Here's an apple, you can have it."
Hmph, this is what I said: "This is an apple, it's delicious." Then I picked it up and started eating it.
Comment: Poor child, his eyes must be brimming with tears.
, scolding the farter
A group of friends were sitting together when suddenly someone farted. No one knew who it was, so everyone suspected a certain person and started blaming him. Actually, the person hadn't farted at all, and he didn't argue; he just laughed.
The crowd asked, "What's so funny?"

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