Eight short jokes

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No. 1: In a math exam, there was a multiple-choice question: Xiaoqiang's weight is () a: 5g b: 50g c: 50kg d: 500kg. Xiaoming chose a, which was marked with a red X. When he saw the correct answer was c, Xiaoming immediately got angry. "Is the teacher out of their mind?! Cockroaches are that big?!"
No. 2: On the bus, I suddenly felt someone touch my butt. I turned around and saw two pretty girls. One of them smiled sweetly at me when I turned around, and I immediately smiled back, feeling very happy. Then I heard the other girl say: "Girl, can you please get rid of your bad habit of wiping your nose everywhere?"
No. 3: Nana is very short. On Christmas Eve, she attended a dance party and was invited to be a dance partner by a very tall and handsome man. "Miss, your waist is so slim!" the man complimented. Nana didn't say anything. "Miss, your waist is so slim!" the man said again. Nana still didn't say anything. The man couldn't help but look down: Nana was rolling her eyes... and he was tightly hugging Nana's neck!
No. 4: A man went for a physical exam. During the abdominal ultrasound, the doctor whispered to his assistant, "Is this liver cancer?" He sat up abruptly, yelling, "Liver cancer?" The doctor ignored him and wrote four words on the exam form: Hearing normal.
No. 5: A girl finally mustered the courage to confess to a boy, shyly asking, "Do you like me?" The boy replied, "No." Heartbroken, the girl turned to leave, but the boy called after her, "Silly girl, you haven't asked me if I love you." The girl smiled through her tears, "Then do you love me?" The boy replied, "No."
No. 6: I drank too much last night, and my wife wasn't home. I asked my daughter to get me a glass of sugar water to sober up. My daughter asked, "Any kind of sugar is fine?" I said yes. A few minutes later, my daughter shakily brought me a glass of water with a few pieces of chewing gum floating on top.
No. 7: Don't blame me for not warning you, if you accidentally get pregnant on Christmas, you are very likely to give birth to a Virgo.

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