Guanyin to Tang Sanzang

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Which type of writing is the most profitable?
"A ransom note."
"Doctor, how do you treat this 'tsundere' condition?"
"Hmph, do you think I'd tell you?"
a: "I just saw on the news that a 1-4 year old girl made a bet that she could have sex with 100 men within a year."
"My God, this society is so sad!!! She's just a child, and she's gambling!!!"
Guanyin said to Tang Sanzang, "On your journey, you will travel 108,000 li and overcome 81 tribulations before you can reach the Western Paradise and obtain the true scriptures."
Tang Sanzang put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, spoilers will kill your whole family."
The broccoli said, "I am like a sapling."
The shiitake mushroom said, "I'm like a little umbrella."
The walnut said, "I am like the brain."
Banana said, "Let's change the subject?"
The radio in the taxi said: "The temperature may drop to minus three degrees tonight. If you are afraid of the cold, you can go into a corner, because a corner is 90 degrees; if you are still cold, you can lie on the ground, because the ground is 180 degrees; if you are still cold, you can spin around once, because that will be 360 degrees; if you are still cold, you can search for him in the crowd, because you can search for him a thousand times in the crowd."
My voice is very magnetic. I remember the first time I held a concert, before I had sung more than a few lines, more than a dozen hammers and kitchen knives flew up from the audience.
I've heard people say that good-looking people are usually not very smart, and I think they're just talking badly about me!
Officer, I admit I was driving under the influence of alcohol. I promise I won't do it again. I'll punish myself with three drinks!
I heard that a mild concussion can cause amnesia, so I sought help from a doctor for temporary amnesia, but the doctor actually said I have no brain... I was smoking in the movie theater just now and felt very embarrassed, so I offered one to the elementary school student next to me. Having someone to keep me company made me feel much better.
On the morning of Arbor Day, I carried a bag and a shovel, climbed up the small woods behind the mountain, and killed a couple having sex in the wild.
My classmate asked me to treat him to a meal because I had just found a good job at a bank.
He asked me if the interview was difficult, and I said, "I didn't think so. The person only asked me one question."
"What's the problem?"
"How is your father's health?"
To prove that I wasn't drunk while lying on the ground, I cleverly insisted on performing a crawling act for everyone... My pants even got torn.

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