What kind of problems could these hilarious, problematic couples have?

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Wife: Xiao Ou from your workplace is so pretty!
Husband: Is that what everyone says?
Wife: What do you think?
Husband: I've been against it since last night.
Wife: Why?
Husband: You look older than me without makeup.
After getting used to smoking during passionate moments, my wife said: "You smoke before you do it, and you smoke after you do it."
I said: I have never smoked before.
After a while, my wife apologized to me, saying she had made a mistake.
That's more like it. You should admit your mistakes!
a: My son is over 1.8 meters tall, a whole head taller than me.
Be careful, he might not be your son.
No way, I saw my wife give birth with my own eyes in the hospital.
You only saw it coming out, but you didn't see it going in.
I had a fight with my wife today, and after only a couple of sentences, that wretched woman told me to get out. I got angry and yelled, "Everything in this house is mine, why are you telling me to get out?"
At this moment, the woman, touching her six-month-old belly, coldly uttered, "Hmph, not necessarily."
Man: "Marry me!!!"
Woman: "If you want me to agree, fine. See that woman over there with heavy makeup? Go over there and slap her twice! I'll go get the marriage certificate with you right away!"
Without saying a word, the man went over and slapped her twice across the face.
Without saying a word, the woman went straight to register their marriage.
Man: "Now that we're husband and wife, can you tell me why you made me slap her twice?"

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