5 humorous anecdotes

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1. She was the most diligent and beautiful female employee in the entire company. Even the manager couldn't resist trying to chat her up.
"I have a car, can I give you a ride?"
She shook her head and said, "No need." " Don't
be so polite."
"Your spouse doesn't mind?" "No, they
don't."
"I feel so bad..."
"Hehe, do you want it or not? Give me an answer."
She finally nodded bravely, but couldn't help adding, "Once you give it to me, it's mine. You can't take it back."
2.
Two boys were working for a female boss.
A spent every day thinking about how to do his job well.
B spent every day thinking about how to seduce the female boss.
In the end, A ended up working for B.
3.
A friend of mine was a policeman. One day, he went out without his uniform and was caught by the inspector. He was asked, "Why aren't you in uniform?"
He nervously replied, "I... I was ambushing criminals in plainclothes."
Inspector: Holy crap, do you think I'm an idiot? This tactic is really awesome, ambushing criminals in a police car. Try catching one yourself.
4.
She was the most diligent and boring employee in the entire company. She never expected that one day the manager would try to chat her up.
"I have a car, can I give you a ride?"
Her heart raced, but she shook her head and said, "No need."
"Don't be so polite."
"Your spouse doesn't mind?"
"No, they won't."
"I feel so bad..."
"Hehe, do you want one? Give me an answer."
She finally nodded bravely, but couldn't help adding, "Once you give it to me, it's mine, you can't take it back."
5.
A colleague of mine sprayed three words on the outside of his tool cabinet and on his hard hat: "Wang Jiudan" (a homophone
for "Wang the Nine-Egg"). From then on, everyone called him Wang Jiudan.
One day, a leader called out: "Wang Jiudan, come here!" He came running over eagerly.
He smiled at the leader and said: "Brother, what do you need?" The leader thought for a moment, and his face immediately turned green... green...

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