The classic joke actually came true!

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When I was taking the college entrance exam, I hoped to go to Tsinghua University. And it actually came true: I ended up in the preparatory class of Tsinghua University High School.
During the final exams, I hoped I could get 100 points. And it really came true: my total score for all four subjects was 100 points.
After graduation, when I started working, I hoped to find a cool workplace. And it actually came true: I was assigned to a fishing boat. (The sea breeze was so refreshing!)
I was exhausted from work and not used to the new lifestyle, so I hoped to have a leisurely breakfast in bed. And it actually came true: I was in a car accident and ended up in the hospital.
During my hospital stay, I sometimes felt down and longed for someone to care for me. And it really came true: a nurse came, removed the bandages, and changed the dressing. (It hurt so much!)
In the hospital, there's nothing I can do, and I really wish I had a phone to make a call. And it actually worked: a friend gave me a cell phone shaped like an inflated balloon. (I used it until it exploded.)
I hadn't been in the sun for a long time while in the hospital, and my complexion was terrible. I was hoping for a better look. And it actually worked: I accidentally bumped into a wall, and the nurse applied some red and purple antiseptic to my skin.
I was finally discharged from the hospital. I thought that having survived such a close call meant good fortune was on my side, and I was hoping for some incredible luck. And it actually came true: there was a huge pile of dog poop right outside the hospital.
After being discharged from the hospital, I looked for a job hoping to live a life where I could count piles of money every day. And it actually came true: I got a job at a bank.
After staying there for a while, I hoped I could open a bank. And it actually came true: the manager gave me the key to the main gate the next day.
My work at the bank wasn't going well, and I really hoped someone could lend me a hand. And it actually worked: while going down the stairs, someone pushed me from behind for no apparent reason.
Later, I resigned and looked for another job, hoping to find one where I could be someone's right-hand man. And it actually worked: I became a traffic policeman on the street (directing traffic).
I changed jobs again, hoping to find one that only required minimal effort. And it actually worked: I became a street cleaner.

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