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The world of academic underachievers is best understood by our friends. 

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1. A teacher said: I'm not generalizing, but there are indeed a few Virgo students who have this problem: their test papers are written very neatly and cleanly, but all their answers are wrong.
Comment: Even if the answer is wrong, a neatly written paper still indicates poor academic performance.
2. Four pieces of advice for high school graduates: Don't burn your books, you might have to retake the exam. Don't be nervous, your future depends on your looks. Don't break up with your boyfriend, you'll be uglier in college. Don't relax, youth isn't over yet.
Comment: High school students yearn for the free life of college, but college life is actually even more of a mess.
3. Our teacher said: The greatest distance between me and my students is not that they can't understand my lectures, but that they pretend not to see me when we're walking on the street.
Comment: If I were in your shoes, I would also pretend not to see you.
4. Copying homework without questioning whether it's right or wrong is a basic moral principle that everyone should have.
Comment: The real skill lies in copying someone else's exam paper and still getting a higher score.
5. Recent research shows that Chinese people's handwriting is getting worse and worse because there is too much homework from elementary to high school. Everyone is in a hurry to finish it, so it gets worse and worse!
Comment: Actually, now that I've been working for so many years, I basically don't write anything other than my name.
6. "I survived an 8.0 magnitude earthquake, but I still can't pass the CET-4 (College English Test Band 4)!" --- A college student from Wenchuan said.
Comment: Dude, you're really strong. Surviving an earthquake is luck, and so is passing the CET-4 (College English Test Band 4).

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