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1. In physiology class, the teacher held up Michelangelo's David statue and introduced it to a group of children, saying, "This is the statue of David when he is not erect." One boy immediately raised his hand and asked, "Can my penis be this strong?" Another boy eagerly answered, "Yes! Because we all use testicular cleanser." The teacher praised him, "That's right, Xiaoqiang, testicular cleanser not only removes impurities from the surface of the penis, but also deeply moisturizes the testicles, giving them sufficient nutrition." Then, in a persuasive manner, she asked, "What is the goal of using testicular cleanser?" The children answered in unison, "To improve every day!"
2. The Emperor held a grand banquet for his ministers. At each minister's feet knelt a naked beauty. The Emperor straightened up and shouted, "Go!" He then thrust forward. The ministers roared, "Go!" This continued for a while until an old minister could no longer hold on and swayed precariously. A voice outside said, "Go! Go! Go! What if you're completely exhausted?" The Emperor, feeling superior, laughed heartily. The voice outside said, "Before and after sex, please take the Sea King's Golden Spear." The Emperor, pleased with himself, instructed, "You'll feel better the next day."
3. Ren Woxing was leading a group of martial arts heroes to attack Blackwood Cliff. Ren Woxing, Linghu Chong, and Ren Yingying were using all their skills to besiege Dongfang Bubai. Dongfang Bubai was gradually losing strength. Linghu Chong found an opening and used the Dugu Dao Nine Swords technique, aiming for Dongfang Bubai's chest. Dongfang Bubai was shocked and hastily used the "Iron Bridge" technique, but it was too late. The sword blade grazed his outer garment, and with a "hiss," the entire garment was torn off. Suddenly, Ren Yingying exclaimed, "Tingmei Underwear!" All the heroes of Blackwood Cliff stopped fighting, staring blankly at the underwear Dongfang Bubai was wearing. There, their breasts were prominent and shapely. Dongfang Bubai suddenly became charming and alluring, and said softly, "Tingmei Underwear, beautifies the body and shapes the figure, both inside and out. Wearing it changes you instantly. It's good to be a woman." "Thump..." All the heroes of Blackwood Cliff fainted.
4. Melodious music begins, and a beautiful woman slowly descends the steps. A crowd of men gathers around her, but the woman haughtily pushes them aside, takes out a flea egg, and inserts it into her vagina. A voiceover blares: "Women's problems, women handle. Hui Ren brand Wu Ji Bai Feng Wan (a traditional Chinese medicine)."
5. A group of aliens, their genders unknown, abducted an old man from Northeast China, stripped him naked except for his underwear, and groped him repeatedly. Finally, unable to resist, they asked, "Aren't you afraid of being raped?" The old man replied sincerely, "I'm wearing chastity pants, everyone on Earth knows that." The aliens were terrified and scattered like birds. The old man, still not satisfied, said, "If you're afraid of being raped, wear chastity pants."

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