10 jokes

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01. The nanny had a very loud voice. The master instructed her that everyone coming tonight was important, so she must speak softly. After dinner, the master and guests played cards. The nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to rest early, so she leaned close to the master's ear and whispered, "I'm going to sleep now."

02. Not chasing girls is a heinous crime. Chasing every girl you see is righteous. High breasts, the more you touch them, the more alluring they become. Slender waist, possessing extraordinary skills. Petite figure, endless desire. Perky buttocks, wanting more after finishing.

03. A young couple's night of passion. Afterwards, the husband went to the bathroom to carefully clean and wipe himself. His wife asked why he took so long. He replied, "A sniper rifle needs maintenance after use, and my brother is called Shunliu..."

04. A man chased a bus all the way home but missed it. When he got back, he told his wife he missed the bus, but it was good he got exercise and earned a dollar. His wife immediately got angry and said, "Are you stupid? If you're going to chase, chase a taxi! At least you'd earn the starting fare!

" 05. During a company physical exam, the nurse said the leader's heart rate was consistently abnormal, so she asked the chief physician to re-examine him. After the re-examination, the chief physician kindly told the nurse, "Keep your shirt buttoned up properly; it will improve your work efficiency.

" 06. Having dinner with an upper-middle-class family. The husband, who trades stocks at home, was smug, saying he'd "done quite well" in the past two or three months. The son-in-law, who works in finance, modestly said he was "making some bubble money." The mother-in-law firmly said, "The more bubbles, the better!"

07. I had a crush on her during my school days, but I didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she got married; her husband was my classmate. That afternoon, she was breastfeeding her baby, and I found a good excuse. I walked up to her, grabbed her breasts with both hands, and said to her baby, "Call me uncle, or you won't get any food!"
08. What is a spoiler? A friend surnamed Luo went even further; he changed his MSN name to "Dumbledore is Dead" and kept logging on and off. So everyone—including the unfortunate ones who absolutely didn't want to be spoiled—sadly watched the MSN notification window repeatedly display, "Your friend 'Dumbledore is Dead' is online..."

09. Today, I was driving on a toll road. My car broke down near a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and watching other cars whiz by. Until a patrolman came and helped me push the car through the tollbooth. The woman at the tollbooth told me she felt sorry for me, but still charged me 3 yuan.

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