Those are ten Japanese jokes.

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1. Once, I was hanging out with a friend, and when it got close to lunchtime, we decided to find a place to eat. So we walked around looking for a restaurant. Suddenly, we saw a newly opened lamb restaurant, and my friend read out the sign "Monthly Red," then burst out laughing: "Damn, red every month? Isn't that menstruation?" We stood at the entrance laughing so hard we couldn't stand up straight. Then someone asked us what we were laughing at, and we told them. The person blushed and took the sign down.
Comment: Now you see, this guy is the boss!
2. For our high school basketball tournament, our class bought matching jerseys. The sports committee member decided to emulate the NBA by printing the initials of the participating students' names on the back of the jerseys. However, one student's name was Ou Subo, so it printed as "ousb."
Comment: It seems you need to have a long-term plan when naming your child, otherwise, when it comes to international standards, it'll just look like "Oh, stupid!"
3. This morning, I was on the bus going out to buy some things, feeling completely groggy. But then a child said something that completely woke me up! The child was only about 3 or 4 years old. He got on the bus with a man and kept asking the man to buy him things. The man said he didn't need anything, that he already had plenty of those things. The child said, "Uncle, don't you love me anymore?" The man said, "I already bought you a set of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf toys, and..." (I didn't hear the rest). Then the child said something that stunned everyone on the bus: "You still sleep with my mom! You bought me those things so I wouldn't tell my dad! If you don't buy me those things, I'll tell my dad!" The man quickly took the child off the bus at their stop!
Comment: No need to ask, she must have taken her child shopping.
4. I think I have to move because there's a young couple living next door who make a lot of noise every night, shouting for more than five minutes at a time. I'm not bothered by it myself, but I can't let my child be influenced by them. Last night, my child asked me, "Dad, what is the lady next door shouting about? I can't understand a word." Well, it's Japanese, no wonder he can't understand it.
Comment: Listen to this dad's answer, it's so classic! When you're having sex, it's practically "Japanese" language!
5. I enjoy a little wine in my spare time, but I can't hold my liquor. One day, after having a few drinks with an old classmate, everything was fine at home, so I went to bed as usual. In the middle of the night, I suddenly woke up and went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I reached for my slippers, I found I couldn't get out of bed. I was terrified. Could it be that I, a strong, healthy man, had drunk myself into a state of paralysis? I shouted to my wife, "Honey, something's wrong! My legs aren't working! I can't get out of bed!" My wife calmly got up, turned on the light, and said sleepily, "You rascal, you've been sleeping on the floor again!"
Comment: They're already on the ground, how are they supposed to get down? Are they supposed to drill a hole in the ground?! This is all the alcohol they've had, ugh!
6. My classmate is very pretty and has a rather voluptuous figure, looking quite mature. Once, while at an internet cafe, a guy sitting next to her took a liking to her. He secretly looked at her QQ number and added her on WeChat. She already knew it was him. The guy chatted with her for a while, then asked for a video call. After a short video call, he asked her age. She said 32. The guy said, "No way, 23 would be more like it." She insisted she was 32. The guy then asked, "Where's your child?" She said, "My child went to school." The guy didn't believe her, and that's when the real show started. She took out her phone and called another male classmate, asking him to come over, saying, "When you get here, do this and that..." Ten minutes later, a young man in his early twenties, carrying a backpack and with an unshaven beard, rushed into the internet cafe and said to her, "Mom, I'm home from school!"
Comment: The guy next to him must have been stunned when he saw this.
7. I was driving with a male and a female colleague on business. The female colleague is my subordinate. We were chatting in the car, and she mentioned that the female colleagues were gossiping about who was more charming, me or Mr. X. It seemed like Mr. X was winning. I retorted, "I disagree!" I was actually thinking of comparing our pecs, since I'm quite confident in mine. Just then, a Jeep with the license plate xxjxx appeared in front of us, and without thinking, I blurted out: "I disagree! Let's compare our penises!" Immediately, everyone in the car went silent! My glorious image was ruined! So embarrassing!
Comment: You should be so embarrassed! Now how are you going to face your female colleagues?!
8. One year when I went home for Chinese New Year, my girlfriend and I bought a backpack for my nephew. Because we bought too many things that day, my girlfriend put her own things in the backpack. Several days later, when we returned to our hometown to distribute gifts to the whole family, my nephew happily took the backpack and opened it. To his surprise, he pulled out a sanitary napkin and innocently asked, "What's this?" I almost died of embarrassment in front of the whole family, but I reacted quickly and snatched it back, putting it in my pocket and saying, "It's a tissue." My sister-in-law chimed in, "Does a tissue come in a nighttime version?"
Comment: This sister-in-law really did something incredibly thoughtless.
9. I just met a new online friend. She looked pretty in her photos. We chatted for a bit, and I wanted to ask her if she had a boyfriend, so I typed, "Do you have a boyfriend?" But this crappy keyboard inexplicably malfunctioned, and the F key stopped working. I only realized it after the message was sent! So, the pretty girl is ignoring me now. Oh no!
Comment: Remember, when sending a text message to a girl or chatting with her, you must carefully check any sensitive topics you mention, or you'll embarrass yourself!
10. Once, I stayed in my dorm for a long time, spending ages in front of the computer. While eating instant noodles, I installed a program. Watching the progress bar, it finally finished, and a small prompt popped up: "Start now?" with a yes/no option. At that moment, I was holding a bowl in my left hand and chopsticks in my right, so I had no hand to click the mouse.
Then, I subconsciously looked at the prompt box and nodded...
Comment: Can you guess if the computer has started up?

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