Bin Laden, Bush, and the dog played cards.

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Bin Laden, Bush, and Little Dog agreed to play cards and set their own rules: there was no distinction between banker and player; taking a card or no one taking a card was considered the best move, and players could continue playing. To take a card or play a card, one had to say the words "unparalleled".
In the first round, Bush was fortunate enough to be the dealer, and he proudly played his first card: American democracy is unparalleled in the world;
The puppy hissed: "American democracy is great, we're not following it."
"What a load of bull, democracy! Who are you kidding?" Bin Laden muttered to himself, but then couldn't think of a way to win. "I'm not playing."
Bush played another card: American women are incomparably beautiful;
Bin Laden: A holy warrior who doesn't get close to women, and doesn't follow them;
Little Dog: What's so great about American women besides their huge breasts? They eat. Look at my 'Japanese actress, unparalleled in beauty';
"Haha! That's what led you to this picture!" Bush exclaimed with delight. "Eat up! American soldiers are incredibly brave and fierce. This is just the right amount to reward them!"
The puppy said with a touch of self-deprecation, "Eat up, eat up, you'd have to eat anyway."
"Haha, it's my turn to eat! Bin Laden, the human bomb, is terrifying beyond compare!" Bin Laden excitedly played this card.
Bush retorted: "How can your human bombs eat my American soldiers?"
Bin Laden: You've been eaten so much, have you forgotten?
Bush and the puppy remained silent and did not follow.
Bin Laden continues to play his cards: Bin Laden car bomb, unparalleled in power;
The two were shocked: They wouldn't follow.
Bin Laden laughed and played another card: Bin Laden's plane bomb, super unparalleled;
Bush: Eat! Targeted elimination, unparalleled precision;
Bin Laden: You want to renege on your promise? Can you even stomach that? You've been eliminating me for so many years, and I'm still doing just fine, aren't I?
Puppy: Damn it, they're always making scary stuff...
Bin Laden glared at him: "What the hell? Are you swearing while playing cards? You want a Bin Laden suicide bomber in Tokyo too?"
The puppy's face flushed red, and it whispered: "I...I...I'm not even good enough for Japanese people?"
Seeing that Bush was no longer following, bin Laden shouted: "End the operation!" Bin Laden's poison bombs were incredibly potent!
Bush and his dog both objected: "We've never seen you have this card before, you're cheating!"
Bin Laden: Do you know that? You won't let me prepare anything?
The two said in unison: "With this kind of gameplay, what about human rights? We're not playing anymore!"
Bin Laden: Bah! When have you ever talked about human rights? If you don't want to play, then don't play. You can't afford to play anyway, haha!
The meeting ended unhappily.
On their way home, everyone had their own thoughts.
Bin Laden: You say I don't have poison bombs? I'll let you try tomorrow!
Bush: There might be a madman. Go back and immediately raise the alert level to be on guard.

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