Comparing high and low

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1. There's a really silly female colleague at my company who wanted to compete with me, but of course she couldn't beat me.
My female colleague said provocatively, "You're taller than me standing up, let's lie down and compare!" I stared at her ample breasts for a few seconds, then lay down. In the end, I was still taller than her...
2. A friend of mine texted a girl he was flirting with: "Can we hook up?"
The other party replied: "Get lost."
A few days later, he texted the girl again: "Can you be my girlfriend for a day?"
The other party agreed, and they booked a hotel room that very night. How does this work?
3. My friend treated me to dinner today, and I suddenly saw his wife breastfeeding. I thought I'd go over and compliment the baby to make my friend happy... I was going to say, "What a fair-skinned baby!"
My brain short-circuited, and what came out of my mouth was, "What white breasts!" Then I ran outside and I'm still standing there! What should I do...?
4. I like the seat in the very center of the last row of the bus; it exudes a regal aura. When no one is standing, you can see the entire road ahead, and the longer the road ahead, the more imposing it feels. Those sitting on either side are my trusted confidants.
On the left stood censors, and on the right, a row of generals; those standing had memorials to present, and some even knelt during the sudden stop. Of course, the king sometimes fell down, which is quite in line with historical patterns.
5. The female assassin pressed down on the eunuch's head and said, "Now, I'm giving you one more chance to be a human being! Tell me quickly, where is the dog emperor?"

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