Another slapping sound was heard; I wondered whose husband it was. (5 short stories)

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1. Wife: Honey, I have a cold.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: I don't know, I have a runny nose.
Husband: Was the wind blowing too hard in bed last night?
After a few slapping sounds, my wife said: You're so indecent!
Husband: Go easy, even a slap has wind.
2. Wife: Honey, where did you go?
Husband: I'm downstairs.
Wife: What are you doing downstairs at six in the morning instead of sleeping?
Husband: You don't know there was an earthquake just now. I grabbed my phone and bankbook and ran downstairs without even putting my pants on. I saw you were sleeping so soundly, so I didn't wake you.
Wife having sex...
3. Wife: "Honey, do you prefer me now or the me when we first met?"
Me: "You right now."
Wife: "Then why did you pursue me back then?"
Me: "Hunger makes me indiscriminate in my choices."
*Slap slap*... Ma Dan's face is still red...
4. Wife: What do you think a happy marriage should look like?
Husband: A happy marriage is when a man marries a wife like you, and a woman marries a husband like me.
After thinking for a moment, the wife asked again: "So what do you think an unhappy marriage should look like?"
Husband: Same as above.
5. My wife is great in every way, except she's too selfish. She doesn't know how to share good things. Today I lectured her: "You have such a great husband, don't just enjoy him yourself, let your girlfriends have some fun too!"

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