Six jokes about couples

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1. My wife has been practicing dance for two months. Last night, she suddenly grabbed me and said, "Honey, I'll dance a hot dance for you!" I was so excited! But then I saw her wearing a pisi-pisi-style uniform and doing a Northeast Yangko dance... I almost threw up watching it!
2. Husband: Honey, apartments in Beijing are too expensive. Let's buy a 4-square-meter apartment, put a 4-square-meter bed in it, and hang a TV on the wall. Wife: Okay, I don't care about the size of the apartment, but I'm worried you might not be able to handle going straight to bed as soon as you get home. Husband: ...
3. My husband and I were watching porn together last night. When the male lead got carried away and started abusing the female lead, I pitifully asked him, "Honey, where's your animalistic side?" My husband just barked!
4. "Wife, you're off work!" "Honey, I'm tired, can I sit on your lap?" "Okay!" A little while later... "Wife, get up first, my phone vibrated, there's a call!" "Honey, your phone didn't ring, it was me farting just now..."
5. Husband: If you can make me both angry and happy with one sentence, I'll give you 100 yuan! Wife looks at husband very seriously: Your penis is bigger than theirs, and your sex life lasts longer than theirs, haha... Never challenge a woman's wisdom!
6. "Honey, if one day I get sick and have to go to the hospital, and you've just started playing LoL, what would you choose?" "In that situation, I would choose to jungle, but it also depends on my teammates. If there's a jungler, I can also play mid."

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