[5 Hilarious and Witty Jokes, How Many Did You Understand? Part 2]

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I just saw a news report on QQ saying that the Netherlands is preparing to buy 120,000 tons of waste cooking oil from China to process into jet fuel. The Netherlands has a large annual demand for waste oil, while China has abundant oil resources. I laughed. Netherlands, what are you thinking? If you buy up all the waste cooking oil, what will the Chinese people eat?
The average monthly income per capita in Chinese cities has surpassed 10,000 RMB. Those of you who are dragging the country down, please forward this message. Seeing this news, I couldn't help but feel deeply saddened. I'm ashamed to forward it. Thinking about it carefully, I've not just dragged the country down, I've dragged it right to the root of its leg! I'm sorry, Motherland, I've pulled your leg!!
My dad's workplace dog used to lie in the sun by the door every day. One day, I noticed it was limping a bit and thought it was injured. I was so upset! Before I could even react, the dog miraculously walked normally again. The poor thing! It turned out it had just numb its leg from sunbathing. Poor mobile customer service girl. One day, an uncle called and started cursing at China Mobile. After a few minutes of ranting, he declared: "I'm never using a China Mobile SIM card again, I'm switching to China Unicom!" I calmly asked him if there was anything else I could help with. He was silent for a few seconds, then said pitifully: "Why didn't you try to keep me, try to keep me…" I'm a 180-pound, 182-meter-tall fat guy. Today I went to the gym, and my personal trainer was a girl. I was doing sit-ups, trying to be cute and make her happy, but she didn't play by the rules. Her first words were, "Are you even a man? You're tired after just a few?" So we made a bet: she'd do one, I'd do two. And I watched her do 200 in one go! I'm wondering if I should write a will first...

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