Oh my god, these kids are absolutely hilarious!!!

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1. During dinner, my sister's son came over; he's only four years old.
After dinner, he stood in the living room, wiggling his hips and singing: "My home is on the Loess Plateau, rape is my job, whether it's a little girl or an old lady, I won't let them go, I won't let them go..." My
sister's face immediately darkened.
2. My parents said I always play murder games, and that I'll end up killing people in real life. Just as I was wondering how to defend myself,
my sister said: "It's okay, my brother often plays games about picking up girls, but I've never seen him get a girlfriend..."
3. That afternoon at three o'clock, my uncle asked me to bring my cousin back from skipping school and hanging out at internet cafes.
At 9 PM, my cousin, his voice trembling with tears, said to me, "Brother, it's so late, let's go home. I promise I'll never skip school to go online again..."
4. I have a silly five-year-old son. One day, when I picked him up from school, I overheard him talking to a boy he was close friends with in his class: "Let's get married when we grow up."
The boy said, "Okay, but we can't have children."
My son said, "No children is good! No children, less worry!"
5. I just went downstairs to a convenience store owned by someone from Chaoshan to buy cigarettes.
As soon as I entered, I saw him beating his son.
I asked him why he was hitting his child, and offered to give me a pack of cigarettes first
.
The owner angrily replied, "This brat... my God of Wealth has been replaced by..."

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Oh my god, these kids are absolutely hilarious!!!

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