Dry humor about prisoners, maids, and all sorts of other people.

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1. The prisoner wrote a letter of protest to the warden, who then decided to meet with him in person.
Warden: What kind of paper did you use to write this?
Prisoner: Toilet paper, sir.
The warden glanced through it and asked, "What was it written in?"
Prisoner: Excrement, sir.
2. The maid accidentally broke a vase, and the mistress flew into a rage, saying, "Your monthly wages aren't even enough to pay for this vase."
The maid thought for a moment and said, "Madam, then doubling my wages should be enough, right?"
3. A boy was particularly lazy and prone to daydreaming. One day, he finally ran out of clothes to change into. He put all his dirty clothes in a large basin to soak, sat down next to them, stared at the clothes in the basin, and said, "Sweetie, take a bath yourself!"
4. An old farmer, after entering the city, saw the bustling streets and crowded people and exclaimed: "What good luck! I've stumbled upon a market on my first trip to the city."
5. In the tavern, an old man and a young man were chatting. The younger man said: My girlfriend has very high standards. I try everything I can to satisfy her, but I still can't. I don't know what to do.
The old man downed a glass of whiskey, looked up, and said very seriously, "Eighteen kinds of martial arts are no match for eighteen kinds of weapons!"
6. A restaurant hired a new waitress. A customer asked to add a dish, and the waitress asked, "Excuse me, sir, what would you like to add?"
The guest asked, "Is it decided by the manager?"

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