Three stories about Pan Jinlian's relationship with the Japanese

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1. Smelly feet
I have sweaty feet, and they smell awful. I found a woman with sweaty feet too, even smellier than me (otherwise I'd be single forever). Naturally, we had a child. Even more naturally, that child also has sweaty feet, and is even more so than me. Can you imagine what it's like to have three sweaty feet in one family? Let me tell you, in the summer we only buy perfume, never mosquito repellent. As soon as we take off our shoes, you can't find a single mosquito or fly in the house. Humans are incredibly adaptable; we don't care about each other. Except for the fact that few people come to our house, we've never felt any inconvenience, and we live a very comfortable life.
Once, my family of three went out. The waiting room was packed, and we finally found a three-seater, only to find someone sleeping on it. I squeezed over, took off only one shoe, and the person vanished instantly. Before I could even sit down properly, another big guy, oblivious to the danger, sat down next to me as if nothing had happened. This was something I never expected, but don't worry, this seat is definitely mine, I'm 200% sure. I took off my other shoe too: "It's not that I want you dead, it's that you don't want to live!" A miracle! Another miracle unseen in the new millennium, he didn't budge, completely ignoring my presence. Don't panic, I had something even more amazing to do. I called my wife over and had her sit down: "Tired? Let me massage your feet." My wife was flattered and very touched, it was rare for me to be so "considerate." As a result, we two hit it off, while that guy remained carefree.
By this time, the child had also sat down nearby (there was no one else within ten meters). I didn't really need to chase that guy away anymore, but everyone has pride; could I lose to him? "I refuse to believe I can't knock you out with that stench!" I used my last resort, telling the child to take off his shoes and then shake his socks. This was really ruthless; even the waiting hall entrance was deserted. Someone rushed in, but before they even understood what was happening, they collapsed to the ground. No one outside dared to risk their lives to help; they waited at a distance for us to put our shoes back on. But that big guy was like someone wearing a gas mask; he didn't react at all. I was truly at my wit's end. I had no choice but to put the shoes back on. Today, my whole family was completely finished!
The big guy glanced at his watch and calmly walked towards the ticket gate. I quickly stepped forward, bowed, and asked who he was. The big guy proudly revealed his identity, and I breathed a sigh of relief: "I deserved to be this swindled! It's all my fault for not recognizing him properly, running into the national football team!"
2. Pan Jinlian's relationship with the Japanese
Pan Jinlian's Relationship with the Japanese (Laughing to Death, I'm Irresponsible) A reporter's answer: Back then, after Wu Song killed Ximen Qing, Pan Jinlian knew disaster was imminent and hurriedly fled for her life. She thought, "This is all Ximen Qing's fault; Ximen is unlucky, so I'll escape through the east gate." Finally, finding no way out, she had to cross the ocean and settle on a small island. Her child was born, and a few years later, the child grew short and stunted. She knew it was Wu Dalang's, but what should she name him? "Taro, I'll call him." You don't believe it? Japanese people are named Taro or Ichiro, but never Dalang, because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. The Japanese physique is a result of Wu Dalang's genes. The mother and child lived on the island. The woman, unable to bear her loneliness, set her sights on her son. Finally, mother and son consummated their relationship. People on nearby fishing boats criticized them, but the woman retorted, "My son is having sex with a Japanese person, it's his own business!" So, from then on, everyone called them "Japanese." As their children multiplied, Taro thought, "Why don't I establish a country and experience being an emperor?" A country needs a flag, and Pan Jinlian, upon hearing this, said, "Your father sells steamed buns, so just draw a steamed bun on the bedsheet." And so, the flag was born. For the Wu family's good fortune, four large characters were specially written on the flag: "May Wu's fortune last forever." (If you don't like this, you're Japanese!!!)
3. A true reflection of the post-80s generation
When we were in elementary school, college was free;
When we were in college, primary school was free;
Even before we were able to work, jobs were assigned to us;
When we were able to work, we had to struggle and get hurt just to find a job that wouldn't let us starve.
When we can't earn money, the houses are allocated;
When we finally have the means to earn money, we find that we can no longer afford a house.
Even fools make money when we're not in the stock market;
When we excitedly rushed in, we realized we had made a fool of ourselves.
When we were underage, we could get married by riding a bicycle.
When we reach marriageable age, we can't get married without a house and a car.
When we're single, girls are all about feelings;

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