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A woman's most memorable dialogue after being raped 

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In the messy little house, a man leans against the headboard smoking, while a woman with a dejected expression lies on the bed and cries beside him.
Woman A: Why did you rape me?! You beast!!
Man B: I raped you because I'm a beast. How could you ask such a stupid question?
Girl A: Waaaaah! What am I supposed to do now??
Man B: How should I know? I raped you! I'm not your boyfriend.
Woman A: I'm pregnant, will you take responsibility?
Man B: Holy crap, do you think I'm an idiot?
Girl A: Waaaaaah~~ Waaaaah!!
Man B: Don't cry, it's not a big deal. Okay, okay, I'll just come visit you more often in the future. Woman A: Really?! You really will come to see me?? Really?! Can you come?!
Man B: Damn it~ You think I'm faking it? I'll come when I say I will, stop dawdling! Woman A: After you raped me, didn't you feel any guilt?
Man B: Hey, you know what, now that you mention it, I actually feel a little guilty!
Woman A: Then you have to compensate me!
Man B: (Surprised) How will you compensate me?
Girl A: Be my boyfriend.
Man B: Ugh... (I'm 30 this year and still don't have a girlfriend, and now I do????) Woman A: Do you agree?
Man B: Okay, since you put it that way, I'll reluctantly agree!
Woman A: You're so kind! After saying that, she kissed Man B on the cheek! ~ (So happy...) Man B, with tears streaming down his face, said: Rape is not a crime!
(And they lived happily ever after.)
The head of the criminal investigation team asked the victim: "Did you recognize her?"
The victim said: I recognized him, it was the guy who was looking at the post.
The head of the criminal investigation team asked the victim: Are you sure?
The victim said: I can confirm
The vice-captain whispered to the captain:

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