I've really met a master.

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1. I met a friend today and politely said, "I'll treat you to dinner another day!"
As soon as I finished speaking, he took out his phone and said, "Which day? Let me make a note." 2. I went to a restaurant with a friend. We had just sat down when my friend asked, "How much are the frog lungs?"
The owner replied, "Hello, we don't sell frog lungs."
My friend said, "I meant frog lungs~"
The owner said, "Sorry, we don't have frog lungs. How about stir-fried frog legs?"
My friend said, "I meant the Wi-Fi on the other side..."
I said, "I'm not eating here, I don't know this guy." 3. I was buying socks and asked the owner, "How much is a pair?"
The owner said, "Two in a pair."
I said, "How much? "
The owner said, "By pair."
I clenched my fist: "I meant the price!
" The owner said, "The price is absolutely fair
!" I said, trembling, "I meant RMB!"
The owner said, "Of course we accept RMB! This is China! Kid!"
I felt incredibly frustrated at this point: "I'll ask again: What's the price?"
The owner said, "I told you, it's the market price! Are you going to buy it or not after all this rambling?!" I see clearly now, you're deliberately picking a fight, aren't you! Brothers, get them! ... 4. A Korean celebrity took a dump, and his die-hard fans gathered around eating it.
Passerby: That's disgusting!
Die-hard fan A: You dare say this dump is disgusting? You try taking one yourself!
Die-hard fan B: You can't even do it yourself, so you call others disgusting? You're clearly just jealous.
Die-hard fan C: You didn't see how seriously my idol took it; you don't understand the effort behind it.
Die-hard fan D: What right do you have to criticize him? You don't understand him at all. From this dump, I can tell what he ate yesterday.
Passerby: I mean, what you guys are eating is disgusting! 5. I was at work when I received a WeChat message from my supervisor: "I'm in the toilet right now, and I don't have any toilet paper. Anyone want to help me?"
Seeing this as an opportunity to make a name for myself, I immediately dropped everything and ran to him eagerly to claim credit.

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