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See how a bunch of silly men reject girls. 

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1. She's a pretty girl from the next class. I got her phone number during a large lecture. We met up one time, late autumn, at night, by a small grove of trees. She said, "I'm cold." I said, "Let's run together, it'll warm us up."
And then, that was it...
2. A friend of mine once received a text message from a beautiful girl he'd known for a long time on a snowy day: "So beautiful...it would be so romantic to take a walk outside together..."
He replied, "Only idiots would go out in this cold."
3. My girlfriend told me she had nowhere to sleep at night... so I excitedly suggested we play CS all night!
As a result, she spent the entire night in an internet cafe, and it wasn't until years later that she understood the resentful look in her eyes.
4. One day, I finally managed to get a date with the girl I'd liked for a long time. While we were walking by the lake, she held out her hand to me and said, "I don't know where to put my hand."
I blurted out: "Don't your clothes have pockets?!"
5. In late autumn, I went shopping with my girlfriend. It was evening, and the weather was getting a bit chilly. She said she was cold, so I imitated the men on TV and took off my coat for her. She still said she was cold, so I took off my sweater for her too… And then… a thermos flask and a bamboo pole were seen strolling along the street…
6. Once, I was playing badminton with some friends, and there was a beautiful girl playing doubles with me. The atmosphere was very pleasant, with a hint of ambiguity.
When we parted ways after playing ball, the girl said: "Give me your phone."
I stared in disbelief and said, "This is my only phone, and I still need to use it."
And then, that was it...
7. During my sophomore year, it was pouring rain... I ran into a girl under the bridge on the way to the teaching area. She didn't have an umbrella, so I walked her to her classroom. We chatted and laughed along the way—it was a very happy experience.
Upon arriving at the teaching building, she remarked meaningfully, "Sigh, it's so inconvenient not having an umbrella when get out of class ends."
Then I said: Anyway, you're already soaking wet~~and your classmates probably are too~
She paused for a moment, then said, "Yes, thank you." Then she turned and left.
And then... that was it.
8. A girl once told me on a date, "Everyone thinks we're a couple, it's so unfair." I said, "Yeah, we're innocent, let them talk."
And then, that was it...
9. A girl called me back then, crying, and said: My current boyfriend says that we are actually the most suitable for each other.
I comforted her, saying, "Don't listen to him, he's talking nonsense..."
Then she hung up the phone.
10. Years ago, I asked a girl I'd just confessed to a few days ago to go out for a late-night snack. After snacking, we strolled around campus, and then I gave her my first kiss... We walked until after 11 PM... According to the time, her dorm building should have been locked... When we were almost at her building, she suddenly said, "If it's locked, I won't go back today" (note, not "I can't go back"). But my first reaction after hearing that was to excitedly run to their door and pull on it. The door opened... And then I happily exclaimed, "The door isn't locked yet!!!"
And then... and then not long after that, nothing happened...
11. Ah, back in the day, a girl asked me to be her dance partner at her class dance, and I said, "I haven't learned to dance yet."
And yet, I still haven't learned it.
And then, there was no more.
12. When I first graduated, a girl asked me to fix her computer.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then the computer was fine, everything was normal.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then that girl insisted on treating me to Pizza Hut as a thank you.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then I actually went and ate there, and she paid for it.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then she dragged me shopping and asked me for advice.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then he insisted that I take him home.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
Then she pointed to an Audi A6 by the door and said that it was for her dad.
Then I said, feeling really annoyed, that it had interrupted my game of Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddy.
I'm so frustrated right now, I'm saying this: if I keep playing Pro Evolution Soccer with my buddies, I'll lose my little penis.
13. My sister had a baby when I was a senior in college, and I planned to buy my niece a gift.
I ran into a girl from my class while I was shopping.
My friend volunteered to help me choose, so we browsed around and around.
Then she asked me if guys really care if girls have pimples on their faces.
I noticed a few pimples on the left side of her cheek and said it was nothing, I could walk on her right.
Then she went back to school.
14. I remember once accompanying a Taiwanese girl shopping and having dinner, and then she said she was tired and suggested going to a hotel to rest.
Then I said okay, and when we got to the hotel, she said her hair was dusty, so she went to take a shower.
Then I turned on the TV to watch the World Championship game between the Chinese men's basketball team and the Spanish men's basketball team. At the beginning, China was leading by more than ten points!
My girlfriend asked me to massage her feet, but the game was too intense and I didn't have time to give her any, so I told her to massage them herself.
Later, my girlfriend took a shower, sat next to me and watched the game for a while, but got bored and went home.
Unfortunately, the Chinese team still lost in the end.
15. I'm embarrassed about things involving my friends.
I liked a girl for a long time but didn't dare to confess. Later, the girl herself said: "My classmate said it's obvious you like me a lot."
My friend, feeling utterly ashamed, said, "Oh? I'm so sorry, I'll be more careful not to let people misunderstand in the future."
And that was it.
16. I contacted my girlfriend for a long time back then.
I repeatedly planned how to confess my feelings.
Then I finally mustered up the courage to make the call.
The instant the words were spoken
It became
"Will you be my...little sister?"
17. My junior classmate said she'd introduce me to a girlfriend, and we'd meet at the library entrance the next morning. The next day, when I got to the library, I didn't see the girlfriend she mentioned, but only my junior classmate dressed in a new outfit. I exclaimed that I'd been tricked and stormed off. By the time I realized what had happened, it was too late…
18. Hmm... Sigh... I really admire my own EQ back then...
There's a girl I keep telling my friends that I like her and want to pursue her.
Once, after a training session we attended together, I suggested we have dinner together, but she said, "Forget it, let's go hiking instead."
It was already past four o'clock. In winter, it gets dark early, and by the time we reached the top of the mountain, it was already dark.
She said her glasses prescription wasn't strong enough and she couldn't see in the dark, so she asked me to help her. So I obediently helped her.
The sleeves are coming down the mountain. (Note: They're pulling on the sleeves!!!)
And then... that's it.
19. My buddy's story
Also, the two of us, mm and I, were smoking coconuts together.
She blew air in as a prank
mm choked immediately
Water came out of my nose
He even clapped his hands and laughed.
The four or five of us guys present were speechless.
And then, that was it.
20. High school classmates and college classmates exchanged letters, and the content of the letters was never inappropriate.
Once, during a university break, I went home and needed to buy some computer parts, so I asked her to come along (I was a little surprised that a girl would like to shop in places like that). I wandered around the messy, polluted market for ages, and she followed me for ages… Years later, when I finally realized what had happened, she told me she used to like me, but couldn't wait for me to reciprocate, so she gave up. A girl's youth can't wait to pass…
What a gentle girl... I'm going to go cry in the corner for a while.
21. This guy had been seeing a beautiful girl for a long time, but neither of them said anything. Then, during the holidays, the girl asked him to go to her...
They were playing cards in their rented apartment. When they arrived, they found that it was a huge one-bedroom apartment with only the two of them. So the two...
The people were having a great time playing. Later, the woman suggested that the loser should have a turtle drawn on their body.
He just randomly picked a spot to draw, and the guy was thrilled. He won several rounds in a row, even drawing the woman's palms and the backs of her hands.
The turtle was drawn very small, because he was worried there wouldn't be enough space later. Eventually, the woman said she was sleepy, and this guy...
The younger brother said, "Then I'll go back too..." The next day, the woman asked the man out to dinner again.
After dinner, they said, "Let's play cards again!" The man happily went back, and the two of them locked themselves in the room...
It was a repetition of what happened the night before...

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