Four lame jokes

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1. A lawyer's dog ate a piece of meat from a butcher shop. The butcher shop owner found the lawyer and angrily asked, "You're a lawyer, so tell me, your dog ate a piece of meat worth 20 yuan from my shop, shouldn't you compensate me?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course I should. However, as a lawyer, my consultation fee is at least 50 yuan per consultation, so you should pay me another 30 yuan."
2. A grain store owner wanted to hire a clerk. One day, a young man came to apply. The owner asked, "Can you do accounting with your fingers?" The young man answered
, "Yes." The
owner asked, "How do you use your fingers to count two bags of wheat?"
The young man held up his little finger and ring finger, saying, "Like this."
The owner then asked, "How do you use your fingers to count two bags of barley?"
The young man held up his thumb and index finger, and after a while, he held up his middle finger.
The owner asked, "Why did you use your middle finger?"
The young man answered, "That way, the barley and wheat won't get mixed up."
3. A middle-aged man stood by the post office counter, methodically affixing stamps with the word "love" printed on them to envelopes covered in red hearts. Then he took out a perfume bottle and sprayed perfume on the envelope.
A girl couldn't help but walk up to him and ask what he was doing.
"I'm sending out 500 Valentine's cards signed 'Guess Who I Am'."
The girl asked, "Why is that?"
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
4. An old farmer caught some chickens and put them in a coop to sell at the market. He carried them for a while and felt very tired. He thought, "Wouldn't it be much easier if I let them out and herded them to the market?"

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