It's late at night, are there any mature men around?

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1. Last night I received a message in a bottle. When I opened it, it said: It's late at night, are there any mature men here?
I felt both excited and emotional after seeing this. I've been using WeChat for over a year and I've finally managed to hook up with someone!
So I replied, and shortly after, the other party replied:
"How do you treat prostatitis? I'm a high school student and I'm embarrassed to tell my family."
You fucking bastard!
2. Rich people like to say, "Money isn't everything."
Good-looking people like to say, "Actually, looks aren't the most important thing."
Skinny people like to say, "Actually, being a little chubby is better; it's healthier."
Hardworking people like to say, "Effort is not the deciding factor."
They were just saying it casually and hypocritically, but you believed it all.
3. The office was in a state of low morale, so the boss decided to take everyone for a walk in the garden downstairs.
"Take a good look."
Where the boss pointed, a group of ants were busily carrying food, working in an orderly and coordinated manner without any complaints.
Everyone understood the boss's good intentions and couldn't help but feel ashamed.
Suddenly, the boss stomped on all the ants and killed them.
"Let me tell you! Dealing with you guys is as easy as killing a bunch of ants!" the boss roared.
4. What's the most awesome tool your parents have ever used to beat you? A witty reply: "Wasn't it emergency contraception?"
5. Today when I went to the restroom, the bottom of the company restroom door was about 10cm off the ground.
I squatted down for a moment, and then I saw someone reach in and hand me a piece of paper. Out of curiosity, I took it.
As I was about to leave, I heard someone next door yelling on the phone: "Why hasn't the toilet paper been delivered yet? My legs are numb from squatting!"
Did I do something wrong?
6. A man from the State of Chu was crossing a river by boat when he accidentally dropped his sword into the water. He quickly used his knife to carve on the boat.
The boatman asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
The man replied, "The sword fell from this spot. I'm making a mark so I can find it when I get to shore."
The boatman angrily retorted, "You idiot, why did you have to drill such a big hole? It's leaking everywhere."
7. Today I went to my wife's company and was watching a movie on her computer when her boss's five-year-old daughter came over and watched it with me.
A scene appears on the screen where the male lead is flirting with the female lead; he pats her on the butt, and she impatiently says, "Get lost, you pervert!"
At this moment, the boss's daughter shouted, "Yesterday, a guy hit your wife like this on the corner of the stairs, and why wasn't your wife angry? She was even laughing!"

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