Xiao Ming's Jokes Season 3 (8 Stories)

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Xiao Ming Get Out - Season 3
1. Today, the teacher asked the students, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Xiao Gang replied, "I want to be a scientist and contribute to the people!"
Xiao Zhi said, "I want to be a policeman and fight against evil for the people!"
Xiao Hong said, "I want to be a doctor and treat people's illnesses."
The teacher nodded in satisfaction after listening, and then asked Xiaoming, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Xiao Ming stood up and answered loudly, "I want to be an ordinary citizen!"
Teacher: Get out!
2. Teacher: Xiaoming, what are your thoughts after learning "The Emperor's New Clothes"?
Xiaoming: Teacher, I think those two swindlers must be losers!
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Xiao Ming: Think about it, what's the point of deceiving the emperor? If it were me, I'd deceive the princess or the empress...
Teacher: Get out.
3. Teacher: Xiaoming, why does the mimosa plant get shy?
Xiaoming: It's just like you, teacher.
Teacher: Tell me about it.
Xiaoming: I'm too ugly to be seen by anyone.
Teacher: Xiaoming, get out!
4. Teacher: "Xiaoming, can you make a sentence using the word 'romantic'?"
Xiao Ming: "Honey, you're so wild, can you slow down a bit?"
Teacher: "Get out of here!"
5. In math class, the teacher said, "Wang Xiaoming, please answer what absolute value is!"
Wang Xiaoming: "Buying a TV for a penny is absolutely worth it!"
Teacher: "...Get out!"
6. Teacher: "Xiaoming, explain the meaning of 'always effective'."
Xiao Ming: "I'm always unhappy during exams."
Teacher: "Get out!"
7. In math class, when the teacher asked a question, everyone in the class raised their hands except for Xiaoming.
Teacher: Xiaoming, you tell us.
Xiaoming: Teacher, are you selling BBK electronic learning machines? You can just point to where you don't understand.
Teacher: Get lost.
8. Teacher: Why has Xiaoming been behaving so well lately?
Xiaoming: I have seen through the coldness of the world and only want to live a peaceful life.
Teacher: Speak like a human being.
Xiaoming: It's so cold outside, I don't want to go outside!

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