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1. When I bent over, I realized my pants were low-waisted, but the waistband was high-waisted. ...
2. I was taking an IQ test on my phone while walking. When the screen showed my IQ was 160, I bumped into a lamppost. ...
3. I don't understand why so many men go to such lengths to hide their money. Why can't they just be like me and not have a girlfriend?
4. Before I had a girlfriend, I thought that if I had one, we'd have sex every day; but after I got a girlfriend, I think about the day I can stop having sex! Anyway, I'm going to buy medicine now; I've finished my Liuwei Dihuang Pills again!
5. Today I saw a group of kids playing tag. A bunch of naughty little girls ran to the women's restroom entrance and kept shouting: "Come on, come in!" ...
I felt like they were beckoning guests. ...
6. I heard that putting your phone under your pillow emits radiation that can affect your health, so I immediately threw the pillow away.
7. Whenever my friends are unhappy, I always advise them to broaden their perspective and let bygones be bygones. But they're always unwilling to let go and keep urging me: "Pay back the money quickly!!"

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