Five Jokes 1

page views:1 Publication date:2022-06-03

1. A friend posted on social media: "A good book has a thought-provoking, moving, and tear-jerking plot..."
Another friend replied: "Are you talking about 'Advanced Mathematics'? I cry every time I read it."
2. I annoyed a female classmate today. She kept babbling on and on, yelling, "Have you lost your conscience?"
I yelled back, "Are you hungry or what?"
3. My roommate had just finished showering and was getting dressed when I saw him and exclaimed, "Wow~ you have so many moles on your back!"
My roommate asked in a panic, "Damn it, who did this? What do they say?"
4. A classmate shaved his head because of illness, but his grades were still good. The other day I jokingly asked him, "Abbot, could you solve this problem for me?"
He replied, "Please forgive me, but I am powerless to help..."
5. We went to a hotel late after a class reunion. After checking in, there was only one room left, with a male and a female classmate.
The female classmate said: "I can stay with you, but don't have any ulterior motives!"
The man said: "If I get an erection after you run naked for two blocks, I'll be your son."

URL 1:https://www.sexlove5.com/htmlBlog/216696.html

URL 2:/Blog.aspx?id=216696&aspx=1

Last access time:

Previous Page : [Alluring Body] (Illustrated Version)

Next Page : 【Xu Li】

增加

comment Open a new window to view comments

Contact Information

Five Jokes 1

comment Open a new window to view comments