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1. Beaten to death with sticks
A woman went to soak in a pond one day. A few days later, she went to the hospital and told the doctor that she had been having stomach pains for several days, as if something bad was causing trouble inside her. So the doctor performed surgery to remove the culprit, which turned out to be a frog. The frog had been dead for some time, and beside its body was a suicide note that read: "Since I came here, I have been beaten with sticks every day."
2. Wash the face
A house was rented to several men and women, sharing a bathroom. One day, Xiaoming came home and wanted to take a shower, but there was a woman showering in the bathroom. So Xiaoming asked, "Miss, is someone washing you down there?" The woman angrily replied, "I can wash myself down there! How boring!"
3. You must not commit adultery.
Two pastors rode bicycles every day, but one day, one of them didn't ride. The other pastor asked him why, and the pastor said, "I can't remember, I think it was stolen." The other pastor told him to recite the Ten Commandments, and that when he recited "You shall not steal," someone would confess to theft.
The next day, the two pastors met again. The pastor's car had been found. "Your car has been found? Did you do as I told you?" one pastor asked. The pastor who had lost his car replied, "Well, not entirely. I did recite the Ten Commandments, but when I read 'You shall not commit adultery,' I seemed to remember where I had put my car."
4. Having an affair and flying away together.
A couple was fast asleep in bed. It was around midnight when some noise outside seemed to wake the wife. Still half asleep, she quickly nudged her husband awake and said, "Get up quickly, it sounds like my husband is back." The husband, also groggy, got up and said, "Why didn't you say so sooner? Where am I supposed to hide now?"
5. Have my sister and brother-in-law gotten up yet?
Ah-Xi's older sister went back to her parents' home with her husband one day and slept there that night...
The next morning, Ah-Xi got up to get ready for school and asked her mother before leaving, "Are my sister and brother-in-law up yet?"
Mom said, "No."
So Ah-Sai went to school...
When Ah-Xi came home for lunch, she asked again, "Have my sister and brother-in-law gotten up yet?"
Mom said, "Not yet."
When Ah-Xi came home from school in the afternoon, she asked her mother, "Have my sister and brother-in-law gotten up yet?"
Mom said again, "Not yet. Why have you kept asking your sister and brother-in-law if they're up yet?"
Ah-Xi replied, "Last night before I went to sleep, I heard my sister ask my brother-in-law to get lubricant from the bathroom, but when I got up this morning, I found that a tube of AA super glue that I put in the bathroom was missing."
6. The effects of three Viagra pills
One day, a pharmaceutical representative for Viagra held a promotional event in G city, promoting his voice-activated Viagra. After taking the drug, one only needs to make a "whoosh" sound to get an erection, and after finishing, one can go down with a "shh" sound.
One patient didn't believe it, so the pharmaceutical representative gave him three sample pills to try. The patient immediately took one, and wow! It worked!
After leaving the hospital, he immediately took one pill and then took a train home to try it out. However, as soon as the train started moving, "whoosh~", and then it just kept going... Finally, when they arrived at the station, the train stopped with a "whoosh~", and the second pill was gone.
When he got home, wanting to surprise his wife, he ate the third pill, then opened the door, quietly walked behind her, and called out, "Wow! Honey, look!" His wife, having finally managed to get the child to sleep, turned around and said, "Shh, be quiet! Don't wake the child!" And so, the third pill...
7. Misunderstanding
Young Wang has recently developed a bad habit of masturbation. And he's quite addicted, masturbating at least ten times a day.
On his way home from work that day, Xiao Wang's urge to masturbate flared up again, and he was really suffering from the urge. But he couldn't very well masturbate in the street... Suddenly, Xiao Wang had an idea...
He came to a roadside phone booth. It was an abandoned booth, long since without a phone, and had become a place for people to urinate. Inside the booth, Xiao Wang impatiently pulled out his penis and began to masturbate. He finished in less than five minutes.
Just as Xiao Wang opened the door to leave, a middle-aged woman wearing a red armband suddenly barged in; she looked like a street administrator. Upon seeing her, Xiao Wang hurriedly began to protest, "I didn't urinate here!" The woman looked at the floor of the phone booth and said sternly to Xiao Wang, "Comrade, you spat on the ground. A five-yuan fine!"
8. Tough guys take the stage
The older man and his younger wife had been married for almost a year. Although their relationship was good, the wife was unable to reach orgasm during intercourse. So they went to consult a sexologist.
After listening to their story, the master suggested that next time they made love, they should have a muscular man in tight underwear wave a large towel around the husband. This should arouse the wife's imagination and help her reach orgasm. The couple decided to give it a try.
That night, during sex, a sexy, muscular man was invited to twirl a towel around the wife and do everything he could to seduce her. However, despite the long duration of sex, the wife was still unable to reach orgasm.
To satisfy the wife, the three of them briefly discussed and decided to try a different approach: the husband would take the lead and wave the towel around her neck. Sure enough, the wife soon experienced intense pleasure and multiple orgasms.
The husband was very satisfied and said smugly to the muscular man: "Young man, do you see that? The towel is only effective if you wave it like this."
9. All for his wife
Fister was walking home happily after collecting his salary from work. As he turned into an alley, he was suddenly stopped by a masked robber who demanded money from him.
Fister pleaded, "Please spare me! My wife won't believe I've been robbed."
The robber sneered, "If I let you go, do you think my wife will believe I didn't get anything today?"
10. The First Night of the Wedding
On their first night together, the bride, in preparation for "getting things done," had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed in a seductive pose.

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