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A zero-score essay from the college entrance exam has reappeared! You'll be stunned after reading it! 

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It is indeed surprising that the police do not arrest people, but considering that the police need to beat and scare people, constantly find ways to lose their guns, walk around in their uniforms to look imposing, and drive around in their police cars, it is reasonable that the police do not arrest people.
It is indeed surprising that doctors cannot cure diseases, but considering that doctors have to accept bribes, consider which drugs are more profitable, determine whether patients have money or not, and flirt with nurses, it is not unreasonable that doctors cannot cure diseases.
It is indeed surprising that a teacher cannot teach, but considering that teachers have to tutor for money, calculate how much each student's parents give in gifts to arrange seating, write papers that are incomprehensible, and compare which female student is prettier, it is not unreasonable that a teacher cannot teach.
It's surprising that the workers don't know how to do the job, but consider this: even if they did a good job, they'd still lose their jobs. They need to learn psychological resilience to deal with corrupt officials, they need to verify repeatedly whether they're being paid, and they need to be prepared for the factory to suddenly close down. Therefore, the workers' inability to do the job is understandable.
That makes perfect sense;
It's surprising that farmers don't know how to farm, but think about it: even if farmers grow rice, it's not as good as the song "Mice Love Rice".
You have to learn to be patient, patient, and patient again; you have to learn to read news as if it were just a casual article; you have to pay taxes that are higher than your income, so it's understandable that farmers don't know how to farm.
It is indeed surprising that the Chinese men's football team can't play football, but considering that the men's football team takes ecstasy, chases girls, gambles on matches, and acts as a football bully, it is not unreasonable that the Chinese men's football team can't play football.
It is indeed surprising that a thief would not steal, but considering that a thief needs to maintain good relations with the police, with the organization, watch Feng Xiaogang's movies for emotional resonance, and wear suits and ties, it is not unreasonable that a thief would not steal.
It is indeed surprising that a director cannot direct, but considering that directors have to select beauties and actresses, learn how to appear on "Art Life," and try every means to win awards, and use art in every way, it is understandable that a director cannot direct.
It is indeed surprising that an actor cannot act, but considering that actors have to sleep with directors, argue with rickshaw drivers, learn foreign languages and wear clothes without provocative language, and have meals with bosses, it is not unreasonable for actors not to act.
It is indeed surprising that a singer can't sing, but considering that singers either don't know how to read sheet music, are tone-deaf, know how to lip-sync, or are prone to showing off, it's not unreasonable for a singer not to be able to sing.
It is indeed surprising that models cannot walk, but considering that models have to wait for their bosses, pose in alluring sleeping positions, participate in various competitions, and have no formal education, it is understandable that models cannot walk.
It is indeed surprising that a host cannot host, but considering that a host must not speak Mandarin, must learn to use a "cell phone", must suffer from depression, and must marry a wealthy and eligible bachelor, it is not unreasonable for a host to not be able to host.
It is indeed surprising that a writer cannot write, but considering that writers need to know how to have sex, attract the opposite sex, be very young, and read and plagiarize, it is not unreasonable for a writer not to write.
It is indeed surprising that a reporter doesn't know how to conduct interviews, but considering that reporters need to get travel expenses, be involved in advertising, write corporate books, and listen to relevant departments, it's not unreasonable that they don't know how to conduct interviews.
It is indeed surprising that officials are not good at being officials, but considering that officials have to give interviews all the time, think about how to accept gifts, face the cold shoulder of superiors and the warm welcome of subordinates, and look for pretty women, it is not unreasonable that officials are not good at being officials.
It is indeed surprising that netizens don't know how to use the internet, but if you think about 3721, 8848, Baidu, and 99, then it's not unreasonable that netizens don't know how to use the internet.

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