10 short jokes

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1. Two girls were chatting.
One girl asked, "Are you a virgin?"
The other girl shyly replied, "I won't tell you, are you?"
The girl answered, "I'm a Libra!"
Comment: Definitely a clever girl, a great way to deflect the question.
2. A brothel went bankrupt due to frequent mismanagement, and sold its parrot to a little boy.
As soon as the boy entered the house with the birdcage, the parrot exclaimed, "Hmm? Moved!"
At this moment, the boy's mother came over, and the parrot exclaimed again, "Hmm? The owner changed too!"
When the boy's sister came over, the parrot exclaimed, "Oh? The ladies changed too!"
When the parrot saw the boy's father, it exclaimed again, "Hmm, a customer? Still a regular customer!"
Comment: It seems that only parrots in this world love to tell the truth.
3. A man went to the hospital to get his wife's medical report.
The nurse told the man, "There's a report with the same name as your wife that's been mixed up. Both reports have bad news; one says she's mentally disabled, and the other says she has AIDS!"
The man was shocked and at a loss for words!
The nurse quickly comforted her, "The doctor gave a good idea: take your wife on a trip, leave her halfway home, and if she makes it back, you don't have to sleep with her!"
Comment: If she doesn't come back, she's brain-dead. If she does, she has AIDS. How can anyone live like that?!
4. There was a primary school teacher who stuttered.
One day, she was leading her students in reading a text.
The teacher said, "The Japanese devils have entered the village."
The students repeated, "The Japanese devils have entered the village." A
teacher observing the class couldn't help but burst into laughter!
At this moment, the teacher shouted anxiously to the students, "No matter how many times I say 'speak,' you are only allowed to say 'speak' once!"
Comment: Teachers, of course, can't be treated the same as students. No matter how many times the teacher says 'speak,' you can only do it once.
5. In a male dormitory, they were still chatting late into the night, continuing until 3 a.m.!
Suddenly, a question came up in the discussion: "What should you say first when you meet a pretty girl?"
At this moment, someone woke up from a dream and complained, "Stop talking, let's go to sleep!"
Comment: Isn't all this just about getting to sleep?
6. A primary school girl asked her teacher, "My grandma is eighty years old, can she get pregnant?"
Teacher: "No!"
The girl then asked, "Then my sister is eighteen years old, can she get pregnant?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
The girl asked again, "Then I'm eight years old, can I?"
Teacher: "No!"
The little boy next to her said, "Hehehe, I told you it's okay."
Comment: In this day and age, it's really not safe to find a virgin over seven years old.
7. An old rich man bravely said to his young wife, "After I die, you can remarry."
"Don't say that," the wife replied.
The old rich man continued, "You can let him wear my clothes. These are all made of the best materials."
"Don't say that, that's impossible," the wife explained, "His size will be at least one size larger than yours."
Comment: Luckily he said that early, otherwise he wouldn't know how he died.
8. A man said to the judge, "I want to divorce my wife. How should I proceed?"
The judge said, "Please calm down." The judge comforted him, "Why do you want to divorce?"
The man said angrily, "My wife said I'm a fool."
The judge smiled bitterly and said, "That's not a reason for divorce!"
The man hurriedly interjected, "No, there's more! She went to the movies with another man, and I saw them being very intimate, so I went up to her and asked, 'What are you doing?' She replied, 'You have eyes, don't you know what I'm doing? You big fool!'" Comment
: Isn't it obvious? What kind of fool? Of course, it's a male philanderer messing with a female philanderer.
9. An illiterate man was looking up the character "mountain" in a dictionary.
But after searching for a long time, he couldn't find it. Suddenly, he saw the character "woman"!
The illiterate man angrily said, "No wonder I couldn't find you. Turns out you were sleeping with a woman!"
Comment: If he had seen the character "good," he would have said, "Turns out you're neither male nor female! "
10. It was his wife's birthday, and the husband decided to cook a dish for her!
The husband had been busy in the kitchen for most of the day, and finally brought out the seaweed soup he had made!
He asked expectantly, "Honey, how does it taste?"
The wife tasted it and said, "Hmm, it's quite hot!"

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