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Only double rooms left (3 posts) 

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1. I was on a business trip with a male colleague. When we got to the hotel, I asked the receptionist if they had any single rooms .
I was going to say I wanted two, but she interrupted, "Since it's the weekend, we only have double rooms." I figured it wasn't a big deal.
After we got the room, while we were waiting for the elevator, the receptionist said suggestively, "Handsome, the two beds can be pushed together.
" Seriously, what do you mean...? Comment: Meaning if the beds are too small, you can push them together!
2. I went to the bank to withdraw money. As soon as I entered,
the lobby manager said, "Hello sir, what can I do for you?"
I said, "
Withdraw money." The lobby manager said,
"You can withdraw from the ATM." I said, "No, you need to use the counter."
The lobby manager saw I was a big customer and greeted me with a smile.
I took out my card and went to the counter: "Withdraw my fifty yuan." Comment: Sure enough, big customers have big business! 3. A couple of days ago, I was playing badminton with my husband. He jumped too high and twisted his back. Today at the dinner table, when he stood up to get rice, he muttered, "My back is still a bit sore these past few days..."
In the afternoon, my mother-in-law mysteriously pulled me aside with a plastic bag and handed it to me. "You two take it easy," she said, "I'm still hoping for another granddaughter!"
After she left, I opened it and, wow, a huge bag of Liuwei Dihuang Pills and Huiren Shenbao Tablets!

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