Hilarious children who are both silly and clever

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1. Dad took his son to the park. Seeing many children eating ice cream, the son said, "Eating ice cream will ruin my teeth and make my stomach hurt, I don't want any."
Dad thought his son was very sensible and happily said, "You behaved very well today! Dad wants to reward you, what do you want to eat?"
The son immediately said, "Ice cream."
2. My son always says that he wants to go to Tsinghua University when he grows up.
I said, "Then you have to study hard now, or what if you don't get in?"
She said, "Then I'll go to Tsinghua University Kindergarten."
3. In art class, the teacher taught the students to draw mice. One student was holding his chin with his hands and staring blankly. The teacher knew he couldn't draw, so he went over and sat down to teach him. The teacher drew while occasionally checking if he was paying attention.
After a while, the student said with a wronged look, "Teacher, why do you keep copying my mouse when you draw it?!"
4. A couple told their 5-year-old son that his mother was pregnant with a baby, but asked him to keep it a secret and not tell anyone.
My son told his teacher at daycare, "Mommy has something in her tummy, but I can't tell you what it is yet."
5. I took out a picture book to teach my daughter to recognize things. I pointed to a red
pomegranate and asked, "Do you know what this is?"
My daughter glanced at it and shook her head.
I then taught her, word by word, "It's a pomegranate. Come on, say it to Mommy, pomegranate."
Then, I pointed to another identical pomegranate next to it and asked her, "
What's this one?"

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