Five jokes

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1. After we started dating, I nicknamed my girlfriend "Peach." She would often ask me why I gave her that nickname, but I always kept quiet. Finally, on the day I knelt down to propose, she threatened me, saying I had to reveal the secret behind "Peach" before she would agree to marry me.
I had no choice but to confess: "I'm allergic to peaches. Every time I see you, I feel itchy."
2. Girlfriend: If I and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
I decisively answered: My mom!
My girlfriend asked why?
I said I owed her a life!
Girlfriend: What if you owe me a life too?
Me: I'll pay you back at the hotel later.
3. Last night, a girl asked me, "Why do you guys touch breasts when you kiss?"
I said there are three reasons: First, you don't know where to put your hands if you don't touch breasts. Second, how do you know if you're kissing a guy or a girl if you don't touch breasts? Third, you actually want to touch breasts; kissing is just a cover. Seriously, don't laugh.
4. "Elementary school girl" sounds cute and adorable, while "elementary school boy" sounds dirty and silly;
"middle school girl" sounds pure and lovely, while "middle school boy" sounds dirty and silly;
"high school girl" sounds like she's at her most beautiful, while "high school boy" sounds dirty and silly;
"college girl" sounds mature and feminine, while "college boy" sounds dirty and silly.
5. I was on the phone with my mom, and I was getting a little emotional about my work...
My mom comforted me on the phone, saying, "You're the best girl in the world, cheer up."
I said, "Mom, please add 'look' and say it again." She paused for a moment and then said, "See, you're the best girl in the world, cheer up."

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